Rage VG 4033 Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) At the start, I thought"Why can't I hold all these beans?"So then I ate them. Edited November 21, 2012 by Rage VG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xx_fr0st-w0lf_xx 53 Posted November 21, 2012 Jogging alone in a forestKeep on jogging and jogging and jogging So lonely to jog alon- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted November 22, 2012 Running through ChernoJust minding my own businessGod dammit! Scripter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted November 22, 2012 (edited) Met a brand new friendHe has no guns or hatchetShot him in the face Edited November 22, 2012 by A_Typical_Noob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platecloak 14 Posted November 22, 2012 Zeds play in the smokeCop searches for his glassesforest far ahead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ragtime Dandies 0 Posted November 22, 2012 A courageous manBeacon of humanity Up for Thunderdome? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted November 23, 2012 almost to airfieldsuddenly at southern coastinfinite sadness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platecloak 14 Posted November 23, 2012 Hay, logs and hatchetsZombies queueing up the stair- did this one just swear? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivy 32 Posted November 23, 2012 Yay so much teamworkon a PVE server !Shot by a griefer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moeps2 5 Posted November 24, 2012 Just seeing someone looting StaryGoing to ask if he needs something....Meh *bullet leaves my barrel* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platecloak 14 Posted November 24, 2012 Hello? Hey, hello?Hello? Hello? Wait. No! Wait!- the dolphins are safe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darrus Dreadtiger 6 Posted November 25, 2012 Found helicopter,hide in super secret campnext day it is gone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerokiwi 3 Posted November 25, 2012 How about a Haiku from the other side?ahem...Brains brains brains brains brainsBrains brains brains brains brains brains brains Brains brains brains brains brains Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zexis 127 Posted November 25, 2012 Shot by a banditAll my gear forever lostDestroy my keyboard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChAoS_Nope 0 Posted November 25, 2012 Spawn with high-tier gearFind my body in the airBattleye sucks a lot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted November 25, 2012 Fifteen cans of CokeSeventeen shots of MorphineSounds like a Junkie 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolph 41 Posted November 25, 2012 I am an adminDon't play on my own serverSkiddies growing old Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AIRCAV 62 Posted November 25, 2012 I Posted this 19 November on another forum-hope it's okay to repost this here;"Featherman Haiku"Balota Buddies'Chernarus Server, daytime.Just East of Gorka.Dead man on the road,Lying by a burnt out bus-... no sign of anyone.I take your rifle,Dropping your pack, off the road.Through the trees, two figures move.Moving to cover,I call out, "I am a friend";This will not end well.From behind a trunk,A masked figure fires.My first shot drops him.I move sideways fast-The second bandit crouches.Behind the same pine.Tending his partner-I fire until both are dead;Suddenly I fall,The landscape is grey.I am unable to move,I stare at the sky.A short time passes.Quickly, I cover my wounds.How did that happen?Cooked meat chokes down,The world regains its colour.Time to leave this place.The sound of an axe,I see the red clawed hand-I died with honour. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted November 25, 2012 my bleedingness flowsweight of mighty swinging doorforever more...whore 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted November 26, 2012 Our hippie van screams!Off road to avoid its choke.Het yells tree! tis a plume, smoke! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tman9232@gmail.com 0 Posted November 28, 2012 F**king zombie meatWait that's the wrong d*mn gameD*mn now I'm hungry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
