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Met a brand new friend

He has no guns or hatchet

Shot him in the face

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Yay so much teamwork

on a PVE server !

Shot by a griefer.

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Just seeing someone looting Stary

Going to ask if he needs something

....Meh *bullet leaves my barrel*

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How about a Haiku from the other side?

ahem...

Brains brains brains brains brains

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains

Brains brains brains brains brains

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I am an admin

Don't play on my own server

Skiddies growing old

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I Posted this 19 November on another forum-hope it's okay to repost this here;

"Featherman Haiku"

Balota Buddies'

Chernarus Server, daytime.

Just East of Gorka.

Dead man on the road,

Lying by a burnt out bus-

... no sign of anyone.

I take your rifle,

Dropping your pack, off the road.

Through the trees, two figures move.

Moving to cover,

I call out, "I am a friend";

This will not end well.

From behind a trunk,

A masked figure fires.

My first shot drops him.

I move sideways fast-

The second bandit crouches.

Behind the same pine.

Tending his partner-

I fire until both are dead;

Suddenly I fall,

The landscape is grey.

I am unable to move,

I stare at the sky.

A short time passes.

Quickly, I cover my wounds.

How did that happen?

Cooked meat chokes down,

The world regains its colour.

Time to leave this place.

The sound of an axe,

I see the red clawed hand-

I died with honour.

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my bleedingness flows

weight of mighty swinging door

forever more...whore

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