Dayz Cocktail Recipies

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Chernogorsk Red: ingredients- scrap metal, chemlight fluid, flashlight batteries, wood pile, painkillers, morphine, empty a jerry can dump ingredients break an empty whiskey bottle for funnel light it with a road flare and let the jerry fill puff puff pass-Steak

Chernogorsk Hooch: Water from a bunch of water bottles, cans of soda, some chemlight fuild, a touch of battery acid and let ferment. When finished hold on tight cuz the world will start spinning quick! - The Medic

Chernogorsk White Lightning: Half a jerry of petrol mixed with 2 blood bags, Morphine, Emptied smoke grenade contents, Rabbits Blood, 2 cans of pasta (fermentation) let sit 2 days in the sun slam it, then try to operate heavy equipment- Steak

Mogileka Madness : Smash eight morphines and soak 4 boxes of painkillers in Dew, when the morph kicks in hatchet of your fingers and toes and replace with chemlights , smash down the Dew , eat one smoke grenade and slam hog through the forests yelling I AM ALIVE !!! - Hetstaine

[burritoman259 593]

I don't even know what to say to this

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I don't even know what to say to this

Let the concoctions role in

The Namalsk Dain Bramage Freeze- Mix pine needles, dirt from sebjan, Rust off a downed helicopter, rabbits feet, chopped up spare tire and two bottles of water. boil it over campfire on object AII then flush it with snow until it freezes to a slushy. Slam it ! arm a rail gun and teletubby suit (warm clothing) and sprint across the map only looking at the ground and yelling "mamma mia"

Edited November 11, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes

[Dr.Duff 211]

Spawn (sex) On The Beach : Crush some painkillers into a powder and mix with campfire ash. Dissolve into a jerry can filled half and half with petrol and pepsi. Shake vigourously then serve in a goats skull, lined with the lint from a Coyote pack. Board a Uh1h wearing M67 frags as earrings and stand by for turbulance.

Dr.DUFF

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Fuzzy Nobor- Using a hunting knife collect a piece of military tent. Paint shavings from the supermarket, zombie skin flakes, empty three winchester rounds finely chop and snort. Mount a motorbike without clothing and race to TP damn to go skinny dipping.

All wilst listening to this

Edited November 11, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

I still like my cocktails with some alcohol, so if yourself and Mr.Hetstaine can find even 1 bottle of Jack full in Chernarus i'd be a happy camper..

The Green Mountain Screw-Drvier : Empty water bottle add 8 morphine & 1 Dew, drink it at Green mountain. Find the nearest tranny looking infected and shake well... Enjoy.

Mollys Stranger:

Six shots in one.

1.Sambuca - 1/6

2.Absinthe - 1/6

3.Goldschlager - 1/6

4.Tequila - 1/6

5.Aftershock - 1/6

6.Jagermeister - 1/6

My own little CT Shot, Guaranteed to rock your socks off.

[taco241 393]

Awesome recipes. The only reason I read this thread was because Steak and Potatoes started it.

PS. You can use any of the original recipes listed to parkerize your rifle.

[jason_m_perry@hotmail.com 38]

RL DayZ recipe for me.

Monstor Red Roho 16 ounce X2 + Vodka. Makes four drinks.

Thereafter any combination of Vodka, Gin + tonic, or Bourbon and Coke/Ginger ale until drunk. Who knows how many?

Play until you start to make terrible choices in game.

Be careful driving any car or heli as nearing then end there is usually a firey crash that results in gear loss and death.

[Hetstaine 10852]

Be careful driving any car or heli as nearing then end there is usually a firey crash that results in gear loss and death.

Steak...is that you bro ?

This thread makes me thirsty..

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Steak...is that you bro ?

This thread makes me thirsty..

Its gotten worse than we ever expected.......

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

I'll just take the tears of a banned hacker, straight-up.

[Munien 1]

This thread, so much win!