gstyle1988@gmail.com 44 Posted November 9, 2012 (edited) This zombie game have a terrible lack of PunchLines. They should be played when someone murder another.Possible choices:-"You think you'll be uglier as a zombie?"-"I will eat his liver with some beans and a nice chianti."-"You came on da wroooooooong neighbourhood, modafuckerz!"-"Your ass has been.... Terminated!"-"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine."-"Oh man, I shot him in the face!"-"And don't come back, you son of a bitch!"-"LEEEEEROY!"-"Oh sorry! Did I break your concentration?"-"FOR FRODOOOOOOOO!"-"Great! I'll have some beans for dinner!"-"Ding dong, the witch is dead!" Edited November 9, 2012 by Mouchoirsky 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted November 9, 2012 So your suggestion is this game needs more punchlines? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416 Posted November 9, 2012 Anybody else wish we could take beans from people? :huh: 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted November 9, 2012 (edited) "Adrian! AAAAADDDDDRRRRRIIIIAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!" Edited November 9, 2012 by Fraggle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indominator 95 Posted November 9, 2012 you can activate VOIP and talk in game if you want, this is a survival, not an arcade game meant to be fun all the time with stupid and badly written punchlines 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted November 9, 2012 ^^Grumpy^^ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr.Duff 211 Posted November 9, 2012 Aren't punch lines supposed to be funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted November 9, 2012 Not if you're Arnie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted November 9, 2012 "Don't use the Z word""I just don't know what went wrong""oooops, my bad!""Anything i can do to help?""Here comes a Lead Enema!" "Man did you see than, his head just went pop""Bet you couldn't do that again in a month of Sundays!"Many more i could think of but maybe not so appropriate to post. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted November 9, 2012 Personally i would use this one when firing the Grenade Launcher..."I never leave home without my PARTY CANNON!"but ok here comes some more......"im gonna shove my boot so far up your arse you will start chocking on the damn laces""You are that God Damned ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece""Hey hey hey..... what i tell y'all but staying outta ma SHED!""You call that a knife?? This is a Knife!!""Check him with the roadflare.... lighting up Cherno like it's the 4th of July""He couldn't hit a barn door from 2 feet""I've seen more courage and determination in my local Bingo Hall!! Fucking Maggots!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted November 10, 2012 Let me start by posting this 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted November 10, 2012 9:59 of pure heaven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZORC 8 Posted November 11, 2012 "Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
