Hetstaine 10852 Posted November 5, 2012 AlakitSurvivor, i got a bead on him with the m16 , he has a g17 and an enfield slung. I should have shot him when he did not know i was there, while i was watching him loot. He spots me and the friendly cry goes out from him friendly! friendly! friendly! sounds like he is still waiting for his balls to drop. I keep him in scope until he gets closer, pop him pop him pop him says my head, i leave him. We have a quick chat, i tell him i am headed to Old Hospital, i'm not, as i need blood and then i crouch off behind a small area with one way in and one way out next to a wall. I jump into my options to reset my graphics as they were still a bit bright from last night..a black object plops near me..was that a ?? BOOM! Fucker. Respawn, Lubjansk look at that..not more than a five minute run away, first deerstand i find an m1014 with 8 slugs. Keep heading south east towards Alakit through the forest when i see movement, guy running flat stick, i duck behind a tree, observe. Well what do we have here..guy with a czech pack, m16 slung and a G17, heading towards Lubjansk. It has to be Fucker, I let him run past then follow. He crouches when in sight of the road then stops. I crouch up to a tree about 5 metres away, he starts to move slowly again, over direct i say 'Hey..Fucker..nice m16..' then put a shot into his legs. He falls saying friendly! friendly! friendly! ..same balltight voice. I don't say anything , waiting for him to bandage, blood spewing out. He goes straight into the bandage position and i sidle out from behind my tree, shottie up... ' I like your backpack' will be the last thing he hears as i pump 7 more slugs into him. Why would i shoot him 8 times ? because that was all the ammo i had. 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M16greengecko 10 Posted November 5, 2012 Amazing ending.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highspiral 82 Posted November 5, 2012 Now Hetstaine, I only wish Arma2 had the ability to walk up to a body and kick it in the face a few times.I'd find those flies buzzing and I'd give him a few for good luck - for you buddy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angryofficer 89 Posted November 5, 2012 What would happen if you had 1000 slugs? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liamcz@hotmail.com 98 Posted November 5, 2012 I hope you teabagged that son of a bitch.Good riddance. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkPunk 159 Posted November 5, 2012 It's a shame you couldn't have shot him a ninth time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highspiral 82 Posted November 5, 2012 (edited) sounds like he is still waiting for his balls to drop.LOL - I'm still thinking about this comment - if I ever see a character named "Undescended_Testicle" I'm shooting him on sight!P.S. ADMINS!!! - I want to be able to give Hetstaine up to 5 beans per post. this 1 beans limit is bullshit. Edited November 5, 2012 by Highspiral 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liamcz@hotmail.com 98 Posted November 5, 2012 Too bad we can't skin these god forsaken demons and hang them by their ankles and watch the blood drip from the top of their skull as they dangle in the wind. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jason_m_perry@hotmail.com 38 Posted November 5, 2012 Hetstaine's instincts fail him one more. Should have shot him in the beginning, so you wouldn't of had to had the hassle. Either way fun read bud. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted November 5, 2012 Lol, balltight. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted November 5, 2012 The role playing you and Steak get up to!!!I don't know!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speca 193 Posted November 5, 2012 Lol, thanks for my morning laugh Hetstaine! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Quark 437 Posted November 5, 2012 What would happen if you had 1000 slugs?Better yet, what would have happened if he had a loaf of bread? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted November 5, 2012 Be honest Hetstaine he touched your golden locks....What a justiciable ending, shame you didnt have a hatchet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted November 5, 2012 Lol all :D and cheers. 1000 slugs would have meant a lot of reloading.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FinalNinja447 129 Posted November 6, 2012 Hetstaine you always crack me up x) Nice story. Looking forward to a new one! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted November 6, 2012 Hetstaine not just a man with a story... but a story of a man!Enjoyed and beaned. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rastamaus 323 Posted November 6, 2012 that was, without a shadow of a doubt, the most entertaining thing i've read on this forum since the night of the bayonet =) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallye 89 Posted November 6, 2012 If your avatar had a beard you would truly be a man's man. Beans sir. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted November 6, 2012 that was, without a shadow of a doubt, the most entertaining thing i've read on this forum since the night of the bayonet =) Ah yes..that. I tend to agree with the chap :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lordsarito 42 Posted November 6, 2012 Got what he deserved.I hate fuckers that call friendly and shoot when you've turned your back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
