joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted October 26, 2012 So here I sit at work when I get a text by the server admin. "Uh oh" I think! Admin "Hey ah Pen yeah we had a wee bit of a set back." Me, "You were touching yourself and it fell off?" Admin "No your mom pulled it off! Seriously tho the server crashed and it looks like a complete wipe... Sorry man!" Me " No effing sheet? Did you restart it? Flicking alpha Flick it good! I needed a new camp anyway, mine was full of crap!"Admin "Your pissed huh? yeah restart didn't do sheet" Me "Awesome! Not pissed at all. I was bored with all that crap anyway! Losing my Jeep hurts tho! Loved that thing! Eugene is out there alone in the cold zombie filled world!? I am stressing out man!"Admin "Really? Everyone else is raging. Lol you named it?"Me "Tell everyone if they touch my jeep i will cut them in r/l! I am heading right to it after work... If it ain't there i will burn that mother fudger down! Yes Eugene the jeep... Young un you won't get the reference! Google it!"Admin "Lol so you ain't pissed?"Me, "Nope, in my little world the zombies won this round Over ran my camp I escaped on the wings of a pony! Next time I'll be waiting with a carrot and a skunk's stink gland!!"Admin "You're a freak lol!"Me "oh your mom told you huh? It was Supposed to be our secret! It was only to the 2nd knuckle, so what I liked it!"Admin "..."I see people rage all the time about losing there stuff here. I just lost everything! All I can say it I am gitty like a school girl with a chance to do it all over again! But if someone touches my jeep, I'll be back rage quitting! J/k It's a game folks don't let the glitches split your stitches. Enjoy the hiccups and burps this game offers. Soon enough you'll look back with a fondness for it. When the game is all smooth and shiny we won't get these opportunities again.And always make a "I slept with your mom" comment to the admin... It makes them feel special. Point of this thread... I lost it all QQ! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irl-calibre 744 Posted October 26, 2012 indeed m8, imma attached to my wee UAZ as well!! camp got raided the other night.. not bad though, its lasted about a month!! lost a quad & a gaz (I think its called?) but I got away with my precious UAZ. just wish I could find the white UN one again!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morgan32 403 Posted October 26, 2012 Losing shit is so mainstream, and I ain´t mainstream. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bobcomss 189 Posted October 26, 2012 This made me lol....Beanz for you!!! :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 26, 2012 MuwahahahahahahaFeel the pain of loss! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted October 26, 2012 Cal I've never seen the U.N one! Me wants!!Morgan... What can I say I am trendy!Bob beans thank you kind sir for I am now a homeless hobo! :DInception be careful I may move to your server and move into your camp! ;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 26, 2012 Camp? What camp? I'm a lone wolf with nothing than what I have on me...I have been abandoned, deserted, left behind... :'( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted October 26, 2012 Camp? What camp? I'm a lone wolf with nothing than what I have on me...I have been abandoned, deserted, left behind... :'(That's what you get for running with hetsteak! Them 2 are screwier then a tornado riding a merrygoround! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morgan32 403 Posted October 26, 2012 I pretty much got the biggest camp on the private server I play on, nobody ever finds it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted October 26, 2012 Small update, Eugene seemed to survive the ordeal! He was sitting pretty where I left him. Everything is on him, only thing is he is out of fuel! I got alot of hackusations in TS tho! :D Seems I am the only one who had anything survive. :thumbsup: Now there are a group promising to blow him up if found! I threatened real lives and limbs if they do. Seems tho since the crash my craptastic comp is getting 11 fps now! I've tried to adjust, optimize, and trick it into giving more, just won't budge. I really don't want to turn down my options, I like seeing in the distance! But now the kids are running amuck, it'll have to wait. Wish me luck or at least until the spring when i can update my rig.Morgan screenie and server or i don't believe! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morgan32 403 Posted October 26, 2012 I'm not going to advertise, and the server have had problems the last couple of weeks so most likely everything is wiped, but I had:Ural (Civilian)AH-1H HueyMV-22HMMVV (M240)HMMVV (MK19)Of--Road (White)Supply TruckAH-6JUH-1YUH-1YMTVR (Fuel Brown)MTVR (Fuel Green)MTVR (Ammunition Green)MTVR (Repair Brown)M1A2 TUSKAH-1ZMI-1715HVodnik (BPPU)And that's only the vehicles.Anyways, if you want support on defending your base I'm up for it. Been some time since I've actually had to do much in DayZ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted October 26, 2012 My base is gone, the jeep was hidden in plain sight and has always been. No ones found it yet! I was logged out just a click from it so I was happy to find it. The camp? meh! I will get all that crap again, the jeep tho!! I love that thing. Thanks for the offer tho, it's a private hive and a close community. Although I have no doubt some would trash my baby, then rub my nose in it! Luckily it is a local server so many of us live within 30 miles of each other. I would show up to their house and make out with their moms! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morgan32 403 Posted October 26, 2012 Aight, send me a message if you need something done, I can easily spawn at the coast and get decent stuff by the next day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
