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Fat Zombies & Bitchin' Customizable Hairdos

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I get it, it's out in the boonies in god damned Russia. But I figure there should be at least one sloppy fuck who stockpiled food before the outbreak. He could be a rare spawn and we could try to trap him in barbed wire and shit. He would be my buddy.

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Bitchin' Customizable Hairdos

<----------- like this guy.

Edited by Boneboys

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Are you a post whore?

Trust me, once you reach 250, you're just like, "This is stupid."

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How can you be aware of your surroundings if you can't see past your fringe?

On the bright side, with your "Flock of Seagulls" hairdo, no zombies will want to go near you.

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hi,

<----------- like this guy.

It is surely the best way to have his hairs caught by a zombie.

In a more subjective way It looks ugly.

In "The Zombie Survival Guide" it is well explained why it is better to have short hairs.

cya.

Nikiller.

Edited by Nikiller

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Merged a couple of suggestions !

This poor guy has been running damage control on my shit. I'd better tone it down and blend in with the locals for a little while...

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Who wants to look like an emo during the zombie apocalypse? Seriously.

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Who wants to look like an emo during the zombie apocalypse? Seriously.

Flock of Seagull's looking like emo? You've got it backwards, son. Emo is for teeny-bopper bitches. Flock of Seagull's is hipster - they were retarded before retarded was cool.

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