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Dude just does him like that....in hanger man...ON A NO BANDIT SERVER TROLOLOLOL what a douche

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Since I am at work and cannot view your video, I will just assume it contains murder and mayhem.

I have my own "Doing 'em Dirty... Oh so Dirty" story from just last night. I was on a 14km walk looking for vehicles when I was about to give up. I left the Northeast Airfield on a straight line to Guba Bay to check for the PBX. If it wasn't there, I was just going to log out. Exactly on my straight line (I didn't have to turn my head at all, in was right in front of me), I found a campsite with two tents and a police car (It was an "extra vehicles" private hive, it looked like a french police car). I had finished rooting through one tent when I looked under the tree and noticed a weapon barrel sticking out. I approached slowly and realized there was someone prone under the tree just laying there completely still. So I immediately double-tapped him in the face with my G17. "Dunon was Killed." I then load what I wanted into the police car and drove off. About five minutes later, side chat pops up with "WTF WHO KILLED ME." I gleefully replied that it was infact, me, and that I had stolen his police car and weapons. He rages at me that him and his friend will hunt me down and kill me while I taunt him mercilessly. I later asked him how long he had been afk and his response was pure gold. "Like 10 minutes, I was taking a dump."

Now THAT, is doing someone dirty.

What is really hilarious, is about 30 minutes before, I myself had left my character AFK to go take a dump. If I had just held it, Dunon probably would not have been AFK when I arrived at his camp.

This reminds me of the graphic novel/movie "Surrogates." Where people have to disconnect from their avatars to go use the bathroom and the result is the robot staring into space, not moving.

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Since I am at work and cannot view your video, I will just assume it contains murder and mayhem.

I have my own "Doing 'em Dirty... Oh so Dirty" story from just last night. I was on a 14km walk looking for vehicles when I was about to give up. I left the Northeast Airfield on a straight line to Guba Bay to check for the PBX. If it wasn't there, I was just going to log out. Exactly on my straight line (I didn't have to turn my head at all, in was right in front of me), I found a campsite with two tents and a police car (It was an "extra vehicles" private hive, it looked like a french police car). I had finished rooting through one tent when I looked under the tree and noticed a weapon barrel sticking out. I approached slowly and realized there was someone prone under the tree just laying there completely still. So I immediately double-tapped him in the face with my G17. "Dunon was Killed." I then load what I wanted into the police car and drove off. About five minutes later, side chat pops up with "WTF WHO KILLED ME." I gleefully replied that it was infact, me, and that I had stolen his police car and weapons. He rages at me that him and his friend will hunt me down and kill me while I taunt him mercilessly. I later asked him how long he had been afk and his response was pure gold. "Like 10 minutes, I was taking a dump."

Now THAT, is doing someone dirty.

What is really hilarious, is about 30 minutes before, I myself had left my character AFK to go take a dump. If I had just held it, Dunon probably would not have been AFK when I arrived at his camp.

This reminds me of the graphic novel/movie "Surrogates." Where people have to disconnect from their avatars to go use the bathroom and the result is the robot staring into space, not moving.

And here i thought i was the only one who used the Do um dirty saying...heh

P.S it is kind of different since i was with a buddy...a triggerhappy buddy...while me trying to be a nice person

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