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Read-Only Mode for Announcements & Changelogs

Dear Survivors, we'd like to inform you that this forum will transition to read-only mode. From now on, it will serve exclusively as a platform for official announcements and changelogs.

For all community discussions, debates, and engagement, we encourage you to join us on our social media platforms: Discord, Twitter/X, Facebook.

Thank you for being a valued part of our community. We look forward to connecting with you on our other channels!

Stay safe out there,
Your DayZ Team

DanielTy88

Your Best DayZ Jokes?

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What do call it when you join multiple Epoch servers that simultaneously close or wipe the servers making you lose all your progress at once?

Ans: Combo lock

What did the worker zombie say to the farmer zombie after the farmer zombie cracked the worker zombie up with the greatest zombie joke ever?

Ans: grrrlawwwwl ...shit that hurts

What kills more survivors than getting shot by players and getting eaten by zombies, combined?

Ans: Getting ArmAed

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Q : How long does it take to become an expert sniper ?

A : Nobody knows.

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