Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 20, 2012 Where is the safest spot to hide in a house from zombies in Cherno?The living room. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angryofficer 89 Posted October 20, 2012 While it isn't exactly a dayz joke, it is somewhat related to dayz.WarZ.HRHRTHHGFN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wargunner 55 Posted October 20, 2012 DayZ: "The enemy of my enemy is my enemy". 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quaby 93 Posted October 20, 2012 Mark:Man, it's hard to land this thingMark was killedBandit:*Knock knock*Survivor:Who's there?B:A friendly survivorS:*Alt-F4*Sniper:Hey, can U pick me up with ur bus in balota?Driver:Sure!S:Stop so I can get inD:OK!*HALOSNIPERRIFLEBANG**HALOSNIPERRIFLEBANG**HALOSNIPERRIFLEBANG*Way was killedToo Trusting was killedSurvivor was killed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 20, 2012 Where is the safest spot to hide in a house from zombies in Cherno?The living room. That is priceless.lmfao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 20, 2012 DayZ Map: Making you sound like a retard from day one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 20, 2012 DayZ joke?"Friendly in Cherno!" Yeah! meet me at the hotel.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kebman 213 Posted October 20, 2012 Dayz: Where smoke grenades make up for artillery barrages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick the Survivor 37 Posted October 20, 2012 A survivor from Balota is running through a forest, and meets a survivor from Gorka.Balota Survivor: "Как вы думаете кто-то в твоей?"Gorka Survivor: "Я не думаю так. Каждый знает, что американцы не могут прочитать русский язык"Balota Survivor: "Это действительно так. Сделал я когда-либо говорю Вам, что Вы имеете красивые глаза?"Gorka Survivor: "Да. Да Вы имеете."Hahaha! Gets me everytime. I'm here all week, folks!Balota Survivor: "Is somebody listening now"Gorka Survivor: "I don't think so. Everybody knows that the Americans can not read Russian"Balota Survivor: " Yes, it's true. Did I ever tell you that you have beautiful eyes?"Gorka Survivor: "Yes. Yes you have." 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 21, 2012 Puts stuff in tents......And it's gone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beanus 61 Posted October 21, 2012 (edited) 2 guys walk into a bar, I glitch through the wall and knock knock them unconscious with my mind. Edited October 21, 2012 by Beanus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 21, 2012 No PVP.....That's the joke... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 22, 2012 It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it respawns again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kn1fe2MeetU 2 Posted October 22, 2012 You found a vehicle? Aand its gone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chris p. bacon 182 Posted October 22, 2012 This probably belongs somewhere else, but, I had to put it in. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cleardiddion 9 Posted October 22, 2012 Knock knock.Who's...You have been kicked Battleye Script Restriction #20 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmach1ne 15 Posted October 22, 2012 Man 1: "Where are you?"Man 2: "I don't know, I'm swimming somewhere"*Man 1 has left the game* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 22, 2012 loading.Waiting for character to create... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted October 22, 2012 Waiting for character to create...Character setup complete*LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG*"Fuck!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 23, 2012 Character setup complete*LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG*"Fuck!" Repeat Again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 23, 2012 (edited) It's over nine thousa...wait..no...it's negative...he was a bandit.. Edited August 15, 2013 by DanielTy88 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erizid 56 Posted October 23, 2012 (edited) No one will find this campsite since it lies on a direct line between two-high traffic areas.Edit: The WarZ was my original joke but I found it had since been done. Edited October 23, 2012 by Erizid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morgan32 403 Posted October 23, 2012 How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a can of sardines? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted October 23, 2012 How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a can of sardines?The same as the amount of bullets it took to kill the survivor you looted them from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
