aHzdaNny 49 Posted October 28, 2012 A joke? All of OP's posts in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 28, 2012 A joke? All of OP's posts in this thread. Cool! You like all my jokes...Thanks:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morgan32 403 Posted October 28, 2012 Why did the zombie cross the road?He didn't, he didn't have the guts to do it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 29, 2012 Cool! You like all my jokes...Thanks:D Could you detect the sarcasm...BTW @morgan32 lmfao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted October 30, 2012 DayZ is like a box of chocolates...You never know what your gonna get...Unless your a hacker... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
void.false@gmail.com 300 Posted October 30, 2012 DayZ: a multiplayer game where you don't want to see another player. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DAYZ Store 33 Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) Hello all We're the official DAYZ store and we're looking out for new designs to put onto DAYZ clothing. Alot of the jokes in this thread are great and we'd like to put them onto t-shirts with different DAYZ logos and let you guys vote on the best joke, the winner gets a one-off hoodie with the winning joke. Let us know if it's cool for us to start this project. Edited August 15, 2013 by DayZ_Store Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BSB Jimmy 360 Posted August 15, 2013 DayZ: The Zombie Apocalypse Sim that isn't shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) Some songs I reworded for DayZ Hello all We're the official DAYZ store and we're looking out for new designs to put onto DAYZ clothingAlot of the jokes in this thread are great and we'd like to put them onto t-shirts with different DAYZ logos and let you guys vote on the best joke, the winner gets a one-off hoodie with the winning joke. Let us know if it's cool for us to start this project. Yes! Go right ahead. Edited August 15, 2013 by DanielTy88 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) A couple of songs reworded for DayZ. Can you guess them? I shot a man in Cherno...Just to hear him rage... I killed a survivor and I liked it...Oh shit! Now i'm a bandit. I will throw a grenade at ya...Because i'm an asshole... We can bandit if we want to... We can leave your friends behind... Cause your friends don't bandit... And if they don't bandit / Well they're no friends of mine... Spend all your time waiting....In this one little bush...Just waiting for someone to shoot... I could go on forever but lets hear what you got.lol Edited August 16, 2013 by DanielTy88 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DAYZ Store 33 Posted August 16, 2013 Thanks Danny... Did you create that Bambie banner? Do you want to enter that into the competition too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morgan32 403 Posted August 18, 2013 Hello all We're the official DAYZ store and we're looking out for new designs to put onto DAYZ clothing. Alot of the jokes in this thread are great and we'd like to put them onto t-shirts with different DAYZ logos and let you guys vote on the best joke, the winner gets a one-off hoodie with the winning joke. Let us know if it's cool for us to start this project. Feel free to take any of the jokes I wrote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 19, 2013 (edited) Thanks Danny... Did you create that Bambie banner? Do you want to enter that into the competition too?Yes, I made it. Sure! You can throw my banner in there.lol Edited August 19, 2013 by DanielTy88 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fonebook 126 Posted August 19, 2013 Thought of this today. Slide Down Ladder What could possibly go wrong? <crack> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.cab 83 Posted August 19, 2013 If you kill a player in the woods does it make a sound....You bet your ass it does! If its a Lee Enfield it sure does! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JPWiser 251 Posted August 19, 2013 The standalone comes out tomorrow!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted August 19, 2013 (edited) The standalone comes out tomorrow!Liar!!! Edited August 19, 2013 by DanielTy88 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bludy 324 Posted August 20, 2013 what does it take to fix a vehicle? 1.scrapmetal2.wheels3.a toolbox4.fuel5.a survivor6.a DMR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dulix11 731 Posted August 20, 2013 I have a knock knock joke that's punchline has to with zombies glitching through the door before the joke starts, but I can't figure how to word it. If someone wants to have a go at it, feel free. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLastEmp 295 Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) "knock, knock" "Who's ther-- Oh god, it hit me through the door!! Oh god, it's inside now! Oh god, Somebody help me!" What do you think dulix? :) Edited August 20, 2013 by TheLastEmp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morgan32 403 Posted August 20, 2013 *Knock knock*...I didn't even say who's there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kyle C 0 Posted July 9, 2014 What do you call a crowded dayz server? Overepochulated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltsmiles 6 Posted July 9, 2014 DayZ joke? Friendly survivors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xXxThePredatorxXx 0 Posted July 16, 2014 Chat: Dude1: Bro where are you? Dude2: I'm Cumming to you? --------------------------------------------- Dude1: Dude are you cumming to me? Dude2: Ya bro and next time f off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
