"claps" good work DAYZ "claps"

[NeXusv3 0]

Goojob...

I was Global Banned For What reason?

i am Not Using any Hack or Script or whatever thoose kids use..

I got Probally Banned because they Use a Id Spoofer Which DO work i saw a Forum i dont want to know who just got banned because one hacker asshole just got his ID...

im not Crying Rightnow im just mad at thoose hackers.

Are they happy now?

do they want a cake?

i would like to get normal answers and not

omfg cry you just hacked...

what would be the point if i make a thread when i wasn´t using hacks

[rocket 16567]

what would be the point if i make a thread when i wasn´t using hacks

Why' date=' to supply us with these:

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[fackstah 31]

I found some shampoo for ya ! dont let the door hit you where the good lord split you oh wait battle eye already did!

[Fionny 7]

A fine thread indeed!

[thefairy 12]

Fantastic to see Rocket at work. For too long we have suffered the whine and cheese we see around every game, and dev's who just give in to the crowd.

And three cheers for BattleEye as well.

My hat is truly off. My clan is lanning in a few weekends. I would like to invite Rocket to attend as a guest of honour ( I know he will be too busy though ), so we will have a drink on you !!!

[blockhead (DayZ) 4]

HUZZAR!

I tip my glass good sir!

[Efften 0]

rocket, you and your staff, and battle eye are the reason I love smaller companies, can do and say what you want and feel is truly right for the game. I <3 you guys and if you ever do a kickstart or something, you will have my support, and I will be buying arma3.

[Huey (DayZ) 87]

Don't cry to me oh, baby

And now you can`t play because you hack and suck!

Don't cry to me oh, baby

Die, die, die stupid hacker, don't utter a single thread

Die, die, die my darling, just shut your pretty internet.

I'll be seeing you again, I'll be seeing you in hell.

[salty (DayZ) 39]

Delicious, salty tears.

[cuca 20]

Nice new hacks detected, tears all over the place, Im happy.

[Almightysusej 0]

Talk to me softly

There is something in your eyes

Don't hang your head in sorrow

And please don't cry

I know how you feel inside I've

I've been there before

Somethin is changin' inside you

And don't you know

Don't you cry tonight

I still love you baby

Don't you cry tonight

Don't you cry tonight

There's a heaven above you baby

And don't you cry tonight

Give me a whisper

And give me a sign

Give me a kiss before you

tell me goodbye

Don't you take it so hard now

And please don't take it so bad

I'll still be thinkin' of you

And the times we had...baby

And don't you cry tonight

Don't you cry tonight

Don't you cry tonight

There's a heaven above you baby

And don't you cry tonight

And please remember that I never lied

And please remember

how I felt inside now honey

You gotta make it your own way

But you'll be alright now sugar

You'll feel better tomorrow

Come the morning light now baby

And don't you cry tonight

And don't you cry tonight

And don't you cry tonight

There's a heaven above you baby

And don't you cry

Don't you ever cry

Don't you cry tonight

Baby maybe someday

Don't you cry

Don't you ever cry

Don't you cry

Tonight

[l mandrake 61]

[Disgraced 1123]

Keep your eyes peeled. Lots of innocents have discovered since yesterday that the hacks are still out there! Despite having never joined the forums before, they are dutifully now signing up to put up first posts reporting that they are seeing hacks. The ones who want to seem more clever might mention the bans in passing just in case you are too dense to see the strategy.

[dallas 5195]

An attempt to deflect attention and responsibility from distributing their hacks, thus bricking their members' copies.

Nothing new from the hacking community.

[Diederik 68]

Well, two things here.

1) I STUDIED IN LAW

2) My law studies suggest that your tears are delicious.

So please, fix my glass, I'm thirsty.

[dallas 5195]

Well' date=' two things here.

1) I STUDIED IN LAW

2) My law studies suggest that your tears are delicious.

So please, fix my glass, I'm thirsty.

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[seannybgoode 10]

My friend Johnny summed this situation up quite well.

[dizzymagoo 19]

I just find it so weird that I see all these threads. But the best part is... I've never hacked. Yet I can still play? Its weird how that all falls together.

[Diederik 68]

I just find it so weird that I see all these threads. But the best part is... I've never hacked. Yet I can still play? Its weird how that all falls together.

The nature of the anti-cheat, eh?

[demine0 43]

He's only mad because mommy and daddy aren't going to buy him a new copy of ArmA2.

[Shrapnel (DayZ) 13]

Ahahahahahahaha! Shit I cant stop laughing at these threads.

Typical response from a player who just got banned for hacking:

1.) "I dont hack, nor will i ever."

2.) "My friend uses my account, maybe he did it."

3.) "My account was stolen, and i just recovered it. Now im banned?"

Here are my replies:

1.) If you dont hack, why are you banned?

2.) Your own damn fault for sharing accounts.

3.) Dont lie, you just make yourself look even worse.

Cry some more, its our turn to laugh at you for fucking up a good game and getting punished for it.

[dallas 5195]

"I never installed any hacks either, but once when I entered my room unexpectedly, I heard several splashes from my goldfish bowl and they all pretended to swim around the miniature diver a little bit too casually. Also sometimes when I play DayZ, I hear snickering behind me from the fish bowl. I know it sounds unlikely, but I think my goldfish installed the hacks and ate my homework and blamed it on my dog."

[Diederik 68]

"I never installed any hacks either' date=' but once when I entered my room unexpectedly, I heard several splashes from my goldfish bowl and they all pretended to swim around the miniature diver a little bit too casually. Also sometimes when I play DayZ, I hear snickering behind me from the fish bowl. I know it sounds unlikely, but I think my goldfish installed the hacks and ate my homework and blamed it on my dog."

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What type of satanic vibes/rituals do you put out in your room ;)?

[dallas 5195]

What type of satanic vibes/rituals do you put out in your room ;)?

Just basic pentagrams, nothing fancy :D

[Tleilaxu 2]

Just basic pentagrams' date=' nothing fancy :D

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O.T.O. or Golden Dawn?