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About mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk

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    Male
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    Anywhere There's A 4 Star Hotel To Crash At
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    Drinking my own urine, gorging my soft, downy belly with the finest insects nature can provide, sleeping in hotels and being hyper active for no goddamned reason at all. Basically.

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    I left the best army regiment in the world to become an adventuring TV star. Now I'm stuck in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. Yes, I am completely mental!
  1. He Was A Pervert, A Magnificent Pervert O Hallowed day Consigned to shadows now But what a day Smoke winding its way through burnt, melted nostrils And through the carnage strode Murf and some other nobody guy What was that idiot's name? Loser fucked my tractor with a bus!
  2. Super Fun MLG Crouch Walking Pro. Fire! Fire tears the sky Sounds of twisted metal rend the night's blissful silence Unrustled Jimmies has been killed Forsaken has been killed The night falls to the chirruping insects once more Chernarus sigh's deeply with relief.
  3. Ode To A Mole Oh, mole Stuck down your hole Why do you mock me so? I've done nothing to you but you treat me like a fool I fucking hate you Fucking bag of shit
  4. How VERY dare you, Sir! They are every bit as sexy as I am!
  5. Awesome looking map. I've been waiting for a GTA style city map to come along and this looks like it could be it :)
  6. Yeah me and Byr were discussing the Takistan and Utes maps. Takistan may be a prob cos atm its being developed/sponsored by the server dudes Vilayer.
  7. Were you on yesterday, Fuddy? some dude called Fudd was online but he did not respond to my awesomely devastating sexual advances so I'm thinking it wasn't you :(
  8. mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk

    Looking for an european privat hive server

    You could try this; http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/75927-dayz-byrgesen-blisshive-dayz-v1726-beta-v96584-back-to-basics-good-old-chernarus/ Very friendly server, excellent admin and based in Denmark.
  9. Please, Chris can you enhance this statement with some proof/details (names, locations, what happened, etc.) as it would help Byr immensely. Just checked online. My vehicle, at the time of this post, was still there, thank god. I did notice a player was on the server who I am sure Jimmies had banned earlier, after the first hacking incident (the vehicles being teleported west of Kamenka).I could be wrong though and maybe he was just kicked at the time. I for one also vote for the return of the server password. BattlEye, on it's own right now, is too ineffective. Although i noticed, whilst playing, it was going into overdrive kicking players from the server, for all sorts of reasons, it was still not enough to let slip through at one scumbag skiddie, who proceeded as usual to ruin everyone's enjoyment of the game.
  10. It's my end then, :( My filter refuses to find you. Strangely for that matter I see absolutely no other servers using Bliss either.
  11. Are you up and running? Operational? if so I can't find you anywhere :sadface
  12. Slanderous slander! I'd have to be some giggling, dribbling, bi-polar schizophrenic of the most heinous sort imaginable to be such a monstrous creature as Wayne Kerr. You've been watching too many soap opera's and episode's of Jeremy Kyle. It's the only conceivable answer to your most spitefully hurtful accusations, sir! And I further suggest, Byr, that I hate it. I hate it so very, very much.
  13. But the man is a colossal pervert and a deviant to boot! I even seen him and heard call one male player in particular 'Sugar Tits'. A male player! that is just vile and wrong! You'd do well to stay away from his devastatingly effective sexual advances. The man's is a predator is of the worst and most evil kind. I hate him! yes I hate that! the small consolation is that his enormous genitalia forces him to drive the in game vehicles more erratically than any other player in Day Z. It's his one Achilles heel, having such a massive weapon of sexual destruction. God, I hate him so much! I knew it! he's never sent me one, the complete bastard! Have I told you how much I hate him? well I do. A lot.
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