Elmer_Fudd

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!!!! ATTENTION ATTENTION !!!! FDC Mercenary's Are now recruiting if u feel you have what it takes to hunt bandits and would like to get paid for it (in game not irl) either Quote or PM me and tell us why you should be considered for hire if application is approved you ill be given a task to see if you are up to the job we look forward to hearing from you and remember FDC is your group for all your mercenary needs

Falcon don't leave mate FDC bounty hunters at your service. our highly trained and motivated Mercenary group is available for hire (peter has been tortured and trained in the art of no shooting everyone he sees) Do you have a bandit problem? do you just need safe passage through a hot spot? or do u need a penis enlargement .... wait we cant help with that but anything else FDC is your group! Prices vary depending on job and time special offers will appear on this forum keep em peeled and remember FDC is your Group :D EDIT All Requests for jobs must be either PM'ed to Me or asked in game in direct chat not side channel

im sick and tired of being called a bandit because of peters actions i have worked too long helping people and making friends to throw it all away to become a bandit I AM NOT A BANDIT i will never be a bandit i have no desire to be a bandit EVER

this map look amazing a totally new way to play dayz plus not many places for care bares a fight at every turn and mounted guns its like jizz map we gotta at least try when it comes if we don't we may just be missing out on the BEST dayz map ever?

OMG byr that map we must have it lol also u wanted more zeds ur gunna get them on that map as they spawn near buildings :) hmm Bare u wanna set up a sex shop if we get this map?

it wont let me vote byr so i will vote here lol YES remove them no more unfair advantage at night :) so at time of posting the votes are 7-7 this is a close one lmao

Ohhhhh yeah I hope they finish testing pretty soon as its totes amaze balls lol

so me and peter (ll 9 ll Cisse) have been trying out the Takistan map and my god it is amazing plenty sniper points around the towns plenty loot plenty PvP chances and 2 big airstrips BOTH with military spawns plus other smaller and more spaced out (than lingor) military barracks but not too many thanks god its a difficult map because of the open spaces and tons of hills/sniper spots and its really really fun played for about 6 hours last night (where i learned to read in game map) so im giving this a BIG recommendation maybe 1 day soon Byr we could go here for another 'Vacation' lol what do you think?

I had to do it this server is amazing n it wud have been a shame to not play just cuz i cudnt read a map lol n wayney nope wasnt me mate altho i wish to hear these advances shall we say a classy dinner at mccdonalds i will pick u up on my pimped out mobility scooter at 8?

i have taught my self how to read the ingame map using a compass so i will be back on :)

what do u mean 'we' i have already done it its on my bedroom wall and various websites :P

only 6 you guys are lucky hes spammed me with about 12321 pics of his penis from every conceivable angle hahahah

SILENCE Heli thief hahaha

Good news Byr my friend who downloaded an illegal copy of the game to see if it would connect and it does not work so thats 1 way the hackers cant be getting back in. Also he seen me play a few times and when he found out it didnt work i managed to get him to buy yhe game im going over at 10am to sort it all out for him install mods ect. so we will now have another regular player :) also keep up the good work with this server i have told him how great it is and he wants in so bad lmao hes gunna love wayney ;) hahahah