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He Was A Pervert, A Magnificent Pervert O Hallowed day Consigned to shadows now But what a day Smoke winding its way through burnt, melted nostrils And through the carnage strode Murf and some other nobody guy What was that idiot's name? Loser fucked my tractor with a bus!

Super Fun MLG Crouch Walking Pro. Fire! Fire tears the sky Sounds of twisted metal rend the night's blissful silence Unrustled Jimmies has been killed Forsaken has been killed The night falls to the chirruping insects once more Chernarus sigh's deeply with relief.

Ode To A Mole Oh, mole Stuck down your hole Why do you mock me so? I've done nothing to you but you treat me like a fool I fucking hate you Fucking bag of shit

Honwards and Hupwards!

How VERY dare you, Sir! They are every bit as sexy as I am!

Awesome looking map. I've been waiting for a GTA style city map to come along and this looks like it could be it :)

Yeah me and Byr were discussing the Takistan and Utes maps. Takistan may be a prob cos atm its being developed/sponsored by the server dudes Vilayer.

Were you on yesterday, Fuddy? some dude called Fudd was online but he did not respond to my awesomely devastating sexual advances so I'm thinking it wasn't you :(

You could try this; http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/75927-dayz-byrgesen-blisshive-dayz-v1726-beta-v96584-back-to-basics-good-old-chernarus/ Very friendly server, excellent admin and based in Denmark.

Yeah it was Mr. LIS.

Please, Chris can you enhance this statement with some proof/details (names, locations, what happened, etc.) as it would help Byr immensely. Just checked online. My vehicle, at the time of this post, was still there, thank god. I did notice a player was on the server who I am sure Jimmies had banned earlier, after the first hacking incident (the vehicles being teleported west of Kamenka).I could be wrong though and maybe he was just kicked at the time. I for one also vote for the return of the server password. BattlEye, on it's own right now, is too ineffective. Although i noticed, whilst playing, it was going into overdrive kicking players from the server, for all sorts of reasons, it was still not enough to let slip through at one scumbag skiddie, who proceeded as usual to ruin everyone's enjoyment of the game.

It's my end then, :( My filter refuses to find you. Strangely for that matter I see absolutely no other servers using Bliss either.

Are you up and running? Operational? if so I can't find you anywhere :sadface

Slanderous slander! I'd have to be some giggling, dribbling, bi-polar schizophrenic of the most heinous sort imaginable to be such a monstrous creature as Wayne Kerr. You've been watching too many soap opera's and episode's of Jeremy Kyle. It's the only conceivable answer to your most spitefully hurtful accusations, sir! And I further suggest, Byr, that I hate it. I hate it so very, very much.

But the man is a colossal pervert and a deviant to boot! I even seen him and heard call one male player in particular 'Sugar Tits'. A male player! that is just vile and wrong! You'd do well to stay away from his devastatingly effective sexual advances. The man's is a predator is of the worst and most evil kind. I hate him! yes I hate that! the small consolation is that his enormous genitalia forces him to drive the in game vehicles more erratically than any other player in Day Z. It's his one Achilles heel, having such a massive weapon of sexual destruction. God, I hate him so much! I knew it! he's never sent me one, the complete bastard! Have I told you how much I hate him? well I do. A lot.

That utter disaster zone and all round verbal miscreant Wayne Kerr? I hate him, I hate him, I hate him! I hate the way he's better looking than me, sexier than me, funnier than me, smokes better weed than me and I especially hate the way his genitals are so much bigger than mine! I hate him! I HATE HIS FACE! On a less impassioned note, keep up the good work Byr and yes we are all behind you, all the way. :) :P

You taking it down for the full 24hrs, Byr? Just so I know...at least I've got 10 of those of hours covered with something else to do.... EDIT: apologies, I should have read the front page. The answers are all there. Work sure, work swift. And don't let it drive you bonkers. Take as much as you need to get it to the best and most stable you can, my friend :thumbsup:

lol I'm gonna watch that for the FULL 10 hours :D

I hope you can get it sorted out soon, Byr. Ever since the move onto this current set-up from the Sanctuary no loot at all spawns in my game when I am on my own. I either have to be with someone else or go to places that other players have already visited. When I spawned in yestereday, at Pista, I ran through an entirely empty town, Vidora. Nothing whatsoever. And I also experienced the worst lag I ever encountered in this game. It's gotten to the point where it's practically unplayable for me at present.

Yeah, I vote 'Yes'. Reset the whole lot except for our characters. Fuck those pesky hoarding whores.

Do it, El Presidente :)

Prison and Calamar sound good to me for those who need to get their PvP jollies :)

Raid the barracks, dance to the extended 12" mix of I Feel Love by Donna Summer in the air traffic control tower, stomp up and down the fire station tower, stopping to admire the view from every window and then run up and down the airstrip like a drunk tramp chasing a £5 note on a windy day until a player or a horde of zombies snuffs out your miserable life. That's what, Mr. 5000 Blood. Good day, sir.

I find oven gloves are just dandy for removing your roast chicken from the oven without incident.

'Shit' most definitely happens. Walking down some stairs tonight I actually walked straight through the wall (the stairs being on the inside of the building) fell to the ground, broke my legs, passed out and lost 3k blood. Good job 'Jimmies had just given me a lift to the hospital before hand for supplies. Thanks to RustledJimmies and Dirtdiver tonight for making me and my friend most welcome.