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I'm sure there could be Irish servers out there. Its just the server provider that our fearless leader has chosen. Yeah we are running our server on a private hive, it makes for better gaming instead of banning 40 hackers and hour we are down to 3 or 4 a day if that.

I'm sorry that you don't have a sense of humor buddy but theres nothing i can do about that.

Again someone else mis-interpreting my post, the thread was made with the intentsion of being comical.

Yeah im Irish. I play with Asylum on UK11 Mad.......No, its a game dude.

I think you kind of missed the point of this post buddy, it was more of a joke and for the perpetrator to come forward. (puts face in hand and mutters "Xelous,Xelous,Xelous")

YEEEEEOOOOOOH!!

. No this my attempt at a "COME ON" to the hallion that deceived me last night. Cheers for the invitation buddy but i already roll with the Asylum clan home server UK11

I'll talk to him whatever way i want you tit, he is a member of Asylum the clan of which i am a member of!

THIS IS FOR THE EJIT WHO WAS BEING CHASED DOWN BY ZOMBIES IN ELECKTRO ON UK11 LAST NIGHT ALONG WITH MOLLIE. I CALLED YOU INTO THE CHURCH TO PROTECT YOU AND THEN YOU EMPTIED A MAKAROV INTO MY HEAD! I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for beans, I can tell you I didn't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let the new spawns and FRIENDLY's live , that'll be the end of it, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will KILL YOU!

You are also Scottish so that may explain your grammar, oh and did i mention you are a C*NT! :P

Was there any need for Nick to indicate the OP was lying? I think not. The OP was simply telling the community something he experienced. Just because fraps is free doesn't mean people use it I know i don't. Sure why don't you jump on Nicks band wagon and accuse other people without video evidence of talking crap. Grow up! Nice story apache and well played buddy!

You are a ballbag, the OP was just telling us of an experience he had theres no need to a FOOKING ARSEHOLE!

Well documented account of your adventures, I had a chuckle at this quote. You old chap can have my beans!

I am experiencing a couple of issues: 1 - When i log onto DayZ using the Arma exe and join a server i have in my possession both primary and secondary weapons but all my mags etc disappear but i still have the items in my toolbelt and my binos etc, also i don't get the notification when i first log in of where have spawned and how many days i have survived etc. 2 - when i join a server through DayZ commander i experience the same thing with my weapons and inventory but only this time i can see where i have spawned and how many days i have alive. 3 - finally i was attacked last night by a hatchet welding mad man and when i went to bandage myself my game wouldn't execute the command and the same with giving myself morphine. I could see myself bleeding but my blood levels weren't decreasing and then all of a sudden i was at below 6000 blood then -1000 blood but i was still alive. Just wondering does anyone have any suggestions on why i am experiencing these issues?

Quick question. My SixUpdater updated from 95883 to 96061, is there anyway i can role back?