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  1. Survivor1431

    The real reason why there won't be a Roadmap...

    I appreciate your speech you truly believe in what you say but I`m afraid I have to let the logic and facts speak for me and the truth I have provided for the public.
  2. Survivor1431

    The real reason why there won't be a Roadmap...

    Judging by the comments above me I can tell that not a single one of you understands how game development works, so allow me to explain it simply. Game development is a long process that requires time and has periods of increased and decreased rate of progress. Road maps are always a foolish idea because they limit the creative potential of the developers and waste their precious time in completing the masterpiece. Paid micro-transactions allow the development to remain financially feasible in the long-term, whilst also giving players some extra enjoyment for what they are paying for. Truth be told it is forum members constantly complaining based on their primitive comprehension of how to make video games that sets the developers back the farthest because they have to reallocate coding time to handle public relations.
  3. Survivor1431

    You know youve played too much Dayz when.....

    You know you played too much DayZ when you're still eating innocent survivors along the coast after destroying them with your M4 and laughing with the knowledge that they have to start all over again.
  4. Survivor1431

    Nespesney just quit DayZ...

    Thank you so much Peter your legacy will not be forgotten I look forward to polishing the masterpiece you have given us. I am definitely going to eat some innocent survivors on the coast in your honor.
  5. Survivor1431

    Stable Update 1.03.151552

    Great work developers keep the updates coming you just took the game from great to perfect with this patch. Don't be discouraged about all the whiners complaining about barely noticeable bugs that don't affect the DayZ experience. I will eat them on the coast anyways. I'm looking forward to the new helicopter you have planned for us very soon. Thank you.
  6. Survivor1431

    Stable Update 1.03

    My rangefinder displays 999 no matter where I point it.
  7. Survivor1431

    Stable Update 1.03

    Very good work keep it coming now all we need is some new cosmetics colors the entire community has been desperately awaiting this feature for a very long time thank you.
  8. Survivor1431

    Experimental Update 1.03.151478

    You call it clunky but in actuality it just requires serious training like you would have to do in the real life military. In real life once you commit to a real swing your momentum forces you to finish the swing in the direction you started, and you cannot alter the object's trajectory until the swing is complete. This is exactly the genius the developers had to implement this in the game. The player now must gradually improve until he is a competent warrior and can aim properly. This takes intense focus and expert training regimen which I follow each morning until dinner to ensure I never get defeated. So this change now separates the wolves from the rabbits by seeing who can handle a skill challenge. I'm a wolf and you're a rabbit and that's okay. Not everyone is at the top of the food chain.
  9. Survivor1431

    Experimental Update 1.03.151478

    A hardcore survival game is now challenging. Gasp!
  10. Survivor1431

    Experimental Update 1.03.151478

    Sorry but they're here to stay for skilled players who enjoy a deep authentic combat experience. If you want overly simplistic button mashing arcade fighting then Minecraft is just the game for you my friend.
  11. Survivor1431

    When ya gonna actually fix your game.

    You got tricked by the April fool's post! The developers aren't spending money on a rollercoaster, they're in fact working hard at making this perfect game even better then it already is. I see you have been struggling to survive in Chernarus and find a way to defend yourself. Search hard and long young Padawan, and you will eventually be victorious. That is, if I don't mow you down with my delicious, pristine stash of 5 KA-M's and 6 M4's. Good luck, son.
  12. Survivor1431

    Sorry to sound like a broken record..

    An assertion without evidence! Dismissed as dogma.
  13. Survivor1431

    Sorry to sound like a broken record..

    You're gonna have to search harder son, this is not Call Of Duty.
  14. Survivor1431

    Not a happy Ending

    I would have killed them all with my bare hands that said I'm the best player in DayZ so I succeed where most others fail.
  15. Survivor1431

    Future DayZ

    How do you know what they planned?