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Dammit, you forgot to boil the bloodbags.... *cough* *cough*

No nameplates and a minimalistic hud. If someone's closer to you than 5 meters and you haven't been shot yet and he dresses like your friend Dave and sounds like your friend Dave on direct voice, it is probably your friend Dave.

The southern cost line is perfect. Players progress by moving north, if you're looking to gear up fast, you head north west, if you're looking to lone wolf, you're heading northeast. I think it's great that people, who're not constantly looking for KOS, knows that the center and NE part isn't as heavily trafficked by PvP players, as the southern cities and western parts are.

If you want to be more inaccurate and waste more ammo, just press the trigger faster and stop aiming.

Apply common sense. If you want to warn development about a hack, contact the staff privately, if you're simply complaining about hacks without proof your post is worthless and if you're linking to videos or places, where hacks can be found, you're actively promoting hacks.

Well it was only theories after all. Joking, joking, I'm joking alright?!

Tis why we dun go to Green Mountain no mo.

Never, neither in dear stands.

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Great find!

The Mosin Nagant has an internal magazine.

I've got a full magazine, if you give me your location, I could come kill you and take one of your guns off your hands.

Totally agree, I'm okay with a few sparse omfgdelta sexed up automatics, but I'd really like to keep DayZ as a survival experience, rather than have everyone dressed up as SWAT members.

Basically you're either driven by your desire to survive or driven by your desire to prevent others from surviving. The story is the intensity of the experiences you get, the story you tell yourself about the people you meet and a situations you get in to.

I shake my little tush on the catwalk.

People can't even read the alpher warning on the sales page, good luck with War and Peace.

This is how you mod a Mosin!

last three posts, too funny.

I was about to say, if you title a thread sweet screenshot, it goddamn better be sweet! Well... never mind, it's as sweet as the Candyman's nuts.

I turned my overall effects sound down quite a bit, was loud as f...(red. fuck).

The god news is I only lost a baseball bat. The bad news is I lost my only baseball bat!!

I finally caved in after reading all the raging and hollering about refunds, gotta say I'm positively surprised. With all the crying, I figured, I had to arm myself with a lot of patience, but the first hour's play has been nothing but smooth sailing.

omg did you just pimp out a classic weapon like a cheap whore in Gucci dress??!!!

If I imagine the guy on the right, hammering his fists randomly on the keyboard, like a lab monkey with a giant brain tumor and accidentally hitting the Steam purchase button once in a while, Steam forums make much more sense to me.