cmeng12@jcu.edu

So THATS where Honey-Boo-Boo's mother left it...

Best first hand account award goes to. Great story, and very well written. Thanks for the nice adventure to accompany my morning coffee. Colton

Are you sure there is a character wipe? I know BE client in game says it, but the last dev tracker for .56 said hive wide, tents and the like. PS - successful trade with LeoShanna19. All went well - nice guy / gal!

PM sent Tygrys

^outside of the above trade, I've got another PSO for trade. Edit- also have 3 high cap vests available, and Attachment Pouches. Looking for: Smersh Vest M65 jacket FNX fully kitted 18 burlap / netting for 3 guns, headpiece, and full ghillie To note - I'm not logging in until I find a trade. Last few times I've posted here I've been killed by random lag or some other crap right before a trade was set up... grr.

Everyone is either a "play the game MY way" individual, or a "no one can tell me how to play MY game!" individual, it seems. Why can't people take a story for a story, and instead turn it into a political discussion on the discourse of alpha?

Why do people shit post instead of taking what's supposed to be a funny story as a funny story? Obviously you've never read the Craigslist Missed Connections section for S&G. :lol:

I had just gotten home from my usual Thursday Night tennis league. Exhausted, I reached for a beer before sitting down at my computer and loading into DayZ for a quick session from 11:30 - 12:00 midnight EST. I log in and head to an empty high ping, somewhere-in-the-ex-USSR-bloc server, because everyone knows the more obscure, crappy servers are the most likely to have not been looted yet at Vybor. In my exhausted state, I only prayed to the PSO God twice instead of three times for one to be under a double-bed. To my surprise, you, another fine ex-USSR-bloc individual were logging in at the exact same time I was, and almost exactly three feet in front of me. As you stared at your shoes, unresponsive, waiting for what I can only imagine to be his "Please Wait" screen to finish loading, I quickly changed my diaper and cleaned up all of the shit off of my walls from being scared crapless. Upon completion of said cleaning, I did a one pass around you and noticed that you had a silenced AK101 with PSO scope in his hands. I thanked my Dear Leader, the PSO God himself, and proceeded to dump a magazine one round at a time into you, the fine ex-USSR-bloc individual, who, seemingly didn't mind me doing so until thirty seconds later when you finally came into game. Upon falling to the ground, I managed to grab your gun and everything of value off of your body. While I am slightly apologetic towards my method of acquisition, I feel as if it is simply destiny and my devotion to the PSO God that you brought me the one item that has been alluding me for the prior few weeks. I noticed you logged out, then logged back in. I do apologize for heading out in a hurry - I promise it was more due to my exhaustion and need for sleep before another riveting work day rather than me not wanting to be there when you got back. If we ever see each other again, I'd love it if you could smother my body in beans and peaches while I beat your behind with an invisible zucchini. What do you say? Sound like fun? I'll miss you, my dear ex-USSR-bloc individual

ghillie gun wraps / headpiece?

I've got 60-100 rounds of 5.56 ammo. I'm looking for a FNX w/ mag or two, or a loaded MP5.

Got a CR527 for you if you need it, Trev. can't see you on Steam anymore, mate.

Just north of Kamenka - different than Zelen military, which is right in Zelen.

scrap this. traded deaths with another guy.

I'm Jealous. I've hit the pustoshka military, zelen military, vybor military, NWAF, and north of Severo military on multiple servers and have yet to find one. :(