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  1. eno

    So let's talk clothes!

    Hooooooooooooly fuck dude- turn the need down a notch. Go eat an apple... or a person- I don't give a fuck but wow. Turn the psycho down.
  2. eno

    Cruelty in Dayz

    Sorry... if there ever was a real apocalypse I'd kill you first- but not until I'd mercilessly abused your usefulness. Assuming of course you have any. Judging by some of your other comments I think it's time for you to find that Y chromosome and tear some shit down.
  3. eno

    Update 1.04??

    You're new here so for future reference "Soon" means "at some point sooner than never but not so soon as yesterday."
  4. ... when I meet a stranger, murder them with a shovel and chop them into little bits with a stone knife so that I can force feed the corpse to their reincarnated face. *Not recommended in public.
  5. So I go back to my original question- are you just so proud of yourself for noticing that the engine models are the same that you feel you need to make a big deal about it or does this similarity actually impact your game play experience so much that you broke 2 years of silence in the forums to address it? Rhetorical.
  6. Reason enough for the dev team I guess. Want to maybe pick the fuck out of the fact that it takes 40L of oil to run the vehicles? Or maybe that my character and that of another character are EXACTLY the same? Or that there are only about 15 zombie models? Question for you- do you just want everyone to be amazed at the fact that you noticed the engine models are the same or do you actually feel like different engine models will change the game- in the state it's in- in some awe inspiring way?
  7. You noticed that about 90% of the structures, ruins and trees in the whole game are the same too, right?
  8. eno

    Is this game officialy dead ?

    Agreed: "Sometimes we can't just do what we love; sometimes we must do what is required."
  9. You can't "bind" anything to "turn left" either and yet you can "turn left" just fine. No need to go flying down the "I wasted my money train" just yet... Why you invested in it now is totally beyond me but here you are so here we go: Go into the game library on steam, go into DayZ properties (right click on the title) and verify game files integrity or whatever its called. Don't remove anything when it asks- just go past that when it asks. I don't remember the exact path into it but seems to me it's reasonably easy and doesn't involve any right turns. Anyway- go in and do that... then try it again. There's probably a way to go in and delete your keybindings file completely and force the game to recreate it on the next boot... or you can just reinstall.
  10. eno

    Is this game officialy dead ?

    I don’t disagree that everyone needs time off... but this whole “new and improved” communication schedule is garbage. It makes otherwise civilized people expect unreasonable things like coming in to network on days off. Because they often don’t do it on days on. And as many times as you’ve made me eat my words @Max Planck, I’m not sure that anyone can tell me that their new communication strategy is working as intended. I’m certain I don’t need to actually quote the community update that said specifically that communication needs to be improved but I would be absolutely delighted to paste it all over this fucking thread to make the point. Because I can say as a passionate member of this community that it is worse now than it has ever been other than the fact it isn’t making unrealistic promises it can’t keep because they are saying nothing at all. The notion that they are under promising and over delivering is another rubber dick because they aren’t saying anything and as a result doing anything at all above nothing is in fact “over delivering.” Im exhausted with making excuses for this title just to try and help keep people playing it. I think it’s someone else’s turn to deliver.
  11. eno

    no sense

    Sorry bud... that's pretty much the game. People are bored so safe entertainment is getting a bunch of buddies together to go and kill fresh spawns in old and non-creative ways.
  12. It's definitely the biggest thorn in my side... and when I used to click on that "I agree" or "I understand" button every time I played I was relinquishing my right to be mad about whatever happened to me in game in the interest of progress. Now, there's no button. And I'm mad. And have the right to be.
  13. eno

    Leaving Backpacks on ground

    I think this is the more current version:
  14. eno

    Leaving Backpacks on ground

    That’s a very old link- unless it’s accurate for Xbox that’s an old pc reference and had been changed significantly.
  15. eno

    How was your Day(Z)?

    I was working with Chili in Svet looking for some stragglers to helpy help out and did stumble into a guy who fit the bill. Just a random fresh guy who was trying to meet up with some friends. He didn't know much about the game but knew enough to stay moving. Wasn't too sure about voice coms initially but I got him through it and we started chatting as I took him over to the well. Seemed like a nice guy, and I think he truly was. He ended up walking past a zombie and aggro'd it... and as we were dealing with that one a few more joined in. I ended up shooting some with a silenced pistol- which worked to drop zombies while also alerting more across an alarming radius. We headed off for the protection of a building closer to the water well since I knew he was going to need to drink and though I had containers to give him they were all empty. We hid initially in a building by the church and then made a break for one further west. This video demonstrates "How my DayZ" was. Probably should put a "graphic language" warning on it... Things did not end well.
  16. eno

    Trying to find the server owner

    Maybe look in the server section of the forums?
  17. I’ll never take away from the fact that the game delivers in a way few if any others can- but man I wish we’d known 3 years ago where this train wreck was going to end up because I would have put another 1000 hours in then and appreciated it.
  18. I went in and read for a bit but all I saw was “this is the way it’s going to be” followed by a bunch of valid and in many cases well thought out feedback resulting in 0 change. And they don’t do this anymore. ‘Nuff said.
  19. eno

    Stable Update 1.02

    In one breath it’s how many people. Then how many PROGRAMMING hours with emphasis like anyone gives a shit. Go ahead and just say their communication is on par with whatever number even you are too lazy to look up. Bored with your riddles.
  20. eno

    Server hopping/Base building

    No need to dismantle anything... you can just server hop back out. Leaves less of a trail. But yeah I agree it's a major sticking point for the whole concept of base building- To avoid it currently the only solution is to play on a community server outside of the official hive.
  21. eno

    Stable Update 1.02

    Sadly their version of not over promising means not sharing anything.
  22. How many times did you have to rinse that through google translate to create that mess? Do you even read?
  23. eno

    Stable Update 1.02

    Are any of them currently working in game? Tell me what part of any of those are important to the gritty (cough) survival experience. Cars? Maybe... if they weren’t currently an embarrassment to the entire brand. Bikes? They aren’t even a spec on the horizon so we can go ahead and pack that in fantasyland along with the other empty promises for now since like 2/3rds of the content we enjoyed for years previously it’s just whimsical ambition. Wouldn’t anything important to Dayz have been enabled with the full release version of the game or maybe even made it to early access. You remember that, right? And what it was meant for? That 5 years we were all shovelling shit so that things like that could be tested out and polished before full release... Let’s go a step further and roll bases into the mix. Those are important too eh? Didn’t see them in early access but they squeezed themself into the full release of the game and I must say they have been an amazing addition and added significantly to the vanilla gaming experience. And yet the mantra of dayz is don’t get attached to your shit... so we build bases to... erm... So now somewhere in our apocalypse where random wrecked shit is just thrown all over the place we’re going to jump into a helicopter and... oooooh yeeeeah collect more shit and kill people. Not necessarily in that order. No problem because we will have a plane we can... uh... shoot down helicopters with and... uh... fly to a place really fast if we survive and... ooooooooh yeeeeeeeeah get more shit to hoard. In tents and barrels that we can’t place on a 1 degree incline next to a tree. Or we CAN in fact place it but in many instances won’t be able to repackage it since the bag is glitched into terrain. You know what annoys me about this stupid question- and there is such a thing, don’t believe the hype... is that of all the legitimate concerns people have voiced in this thread and all those that preceded it is that this is the bullshit you latch onto.
  24. eno

    Stable Update 1.02

    Nope, and so far as I can tell "they" think you're an idiot for expecting anything since they fucked it up so hard before. What did they fuck up exactly? Well so glad that you asked. They laid out a bunch of shit that was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of reach for the game and got everyone to get excited about it... look at helicopters... planes... bikes... trains... a working car? All the shit that literally had nothing to do with DayZ and was just blistering nonsense trying to lure in a bunch of the Arma crowd. And as a result of that absolute atrocious communication blunder now they think that not telling us anything they're working on is better. What's stupid about the whole thing is that everyone in the community felt betrayed at what was said and not being worked on. Now they're not saying anything about what they're working on... which is basically the same thing. At some point someone will figure out that if they don't give us the information, a community that has in many cases invested multiple thousands of hours in a title they desperately wanted to believe in... all the bug fixing and reporting, play testing, stress testing- all that fucking nonsense only to have the reset button pushed and left in the dark. We're a creative bunch after all since it has in fact been our imaginations that have created the world in which we live in- whatever world we want it to be. The platform does allow for that- it just did it so much better before. In the absence of any credible information we're pretty happy to make up the difference. Our story may be horrible, but at least it's accurate.