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Just some screenshots I've taken over the last few weeks. Starting with some practice shooting with the bow. Cuddling zombies! And pretentious artsy things! Starting with a gun on a musical instrument .. A sad ocean zombie, with a bonus gif .. And some rain!

These are from a few patches ago, but still some of my favorites. This was the combined zombies of Svetlojarsk and Berezino. This next one was fun setting up. And hilarious to watch, at one point they aggroed on a guy on the street and started pushing each other off. It was literally raining zombies. This is one of my favorite places to stick zombies. Oh what the hell, I'll throw in a few more shots of my zombie wrangling ..

A lot of zombies now have invisible force fields around them, and push you away as they initially attack you. This is really annoying for people like me who kill them with melee. I like their numbers, but I absolutely despise the current spawning system. If you put zombies in a building, they disappear if you go more than 40-50 meters away. The number of zombies in a city also seems to be related to how many players are around. That makes no sense. Both of these things makes it impossible for me to do what I've always done in this game, making zombie traps for other players. Unless I want to sit right on top of them while I wait for someone to walk in, that is. I can no longer create massive hordes either, by gathering zombies from several cities, since they keep disappearing whenever they reach their maximum amount. This has removed almost all fun from this game for me. I would not be playing this game if it wasn't for the roleplay server, it's the only thing making it worthwhile right now. Please, devs, I beg you, fix this. Please.

I dunno, but it feels real nice having 20-30 ping. :)

That's the general idea, yeah.

You've been doing it wrong then, if you didn't get it to work.

What's there to fix? It's not a problem. It's as simple as other people playing their own style. Besides, what would you do in this game if there were no hostile players?

When I get bored of standalone, I play the mod.

I was expecting a "Foley? Foley? Fooooleeyy!" ... Nice job though!

Found some sort of superweapon a little while ago .. :P http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/45354133351957511/9A8C90E5B536A553943292A1784CA607C8AAB7BD/ EDIT: Why does it only allow me to post the link? I can't get the picture to show up ..

Nice job, man. Gotta love the shotgun! :P

I already posted about this, it was on a total of two servers. :P

Oh, really? I thought you needed a diploma to be a professional .. Oh well :D

I get what you mean, OP, but DayZ is a survival game. Having a shelter is part of survival. A very important part.

Got 6 of them on hardcore. :P How is this an argument? Are we arguing? Chill, bro, I'm only showing off my gear. EDIT: Jesus, is it no longer possible to make a thread without people assuming you're dead serious about everything? Lighten up, folks!