Smokey420 (DayZ)

The new handicap looks like a guy running animation

I'd like to see the chainsaw dildo from san andreas added to the game. there's bound to be at least one kinky housewife who had one and left it behind once the apocalypse broke out

The only jacket that keeps you from freezing is the big ass one that makes you look like the michelen man. And those are pretty hard to come by. You also cant use a vest with them either.

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god damn. it would be sofa king amazing to have an environment like that movie. atm it doesn't even feel like an apocalypse game the way it is.

It was unplayable for me until I used this guide and made some tweaks. http://dayzintel.com/dayz-standalone/dayz-standalone-performance-guide

I'd rather have the devs fix the core elements of the game before adding more clothing.

Get rid of hypothermia or at least make it less common I just started playing again and I've died 3 times today due to hypothermia. I honestly doubt anyone likes this feature. It's too hard to find a box of matches and an axe quick enough to cure yourself. It wouldn't be so bad if it took at least 24 hours real time to get hypothermia.

nobody likes a backseat mod nobody not even the mods

Yes, I would love to poop in this game. I can't wait till I can knock out a fresh spawn with my fists and then take a huge steaming shit on their face for them to wake up too. Srs

i never went to sleep and i really do

all i heard was blah blah blah im a whining bambi

most north koreans dont even fuckin have internet and your avi makes me want to punch you in the face as well as your way of typing/talking

since they walk through walls and are glitchy as fuck, id like them to be nerfed down. if they weren't glitchy, i'd be fine with the zeds in the current state

I want to see more destroyed buildings like the hotel in cherno.