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  1. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.03

    This is all well and good - but what about public servers? Are they just not going to spawn until the devs tweak the events.xml themselves?
  2. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.03

    I'm wondering the same thing. My party roamed the map for a solid 3 hours last night, stumbled on a dozen Gunter body panels but not a single Gunter vehicle. I'm in agreement with the folks complaining about the gloves/ladder thing, but only for the rate of degradation. I'm fine with gloves taking wear for sliding down ladders, but it shouldn't ruin gloves as fast as it does. I've also noticed it's difficult to remove/manipulate the tires and mechanical components of the Olga and Lada. Normally I'd drag a tire from the car into my inventory, but it appears the only way to remove a tire now is to stand over/beside the tire and use the F key. The same goes for the battery (& plug/radiator), where I had to open the hood and physically stand atop the engine block, look down at the battery at just the right angle to remove it using F. Not sure if this was an intentional change, but it's certainly an unwelcome drag to game flow.
  3. I've noticed it's really difficult to remove any part from the cars. With the hood open, I'm still getting a 🚫 on the battery, plug and radiator. It's also not possible (at least some of the time) to drag attached tires from the car to the player inventory. You have to stand over/beside the tire you want and use the F key to take into hands.
  4. Mr Jizz

    Experimental Update 1.03.151487

    Can you share what is attachable to the belt?
  5. SO is that guy's image of the hood is a fake?
  6. OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY 🤗
  7. Anyone got eyes on the "Gunter 2"?? Not going to lie - when I saw the name I instantly thought of the fabled VW Golf 4-door clone. (I realize it's probably the V3S rebadged to avoid copyright)
  8. MMMMMM... Pistol Whip... 🤤
  9. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.02

    I just want to confirm a few things I might already know related to survival activities: Farming - It's functionally in the game, but there's zero persistence. I made several plots around my base, grew a variety of things, then found the all vanished after the server restart. Leather - is tanning hides not in the game right now? Doors staying locked after server resets - I thought this was patched... not the case? Combo locks - still heavily bugged and need to be cut off with hacksaw?
  10. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.02

    Has anyone experienced this - my friend sat down in an Olga, no chance to start it when a sudden hop in the suspension and his screen went black. A moment later.. "You are dead."
  11. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.02

    Here's my list of observations for 1.02 - a little "state of the game" from the Jizzpective. Plenty of people have been critical of a number of known issues, so I won't rehash a variety of items and try to avoid sounding like a complainant - only those things I feel most directly impact the quality of my experience. For starters, the zombies are a true threat and I thank the devs for delivering. I haven't seen a zombie walk through a building or slide through a closed door at all for 1.0, and I feel like we're closer than ever to a true PVE simulation. A few things I noticed - The zombies can strike the player through a closed car door. I don't know if this is intentional or not, but IMO a closed door should offer some level of protection. If I can't shoot back through a car window, they shouldn't be able to strike me. The "bleed-rate", as I call it, or the rate at which a Z attack draws player blood and forces bandaging seem at a frequency I was accustomed to in Alpha. Back then the bleed rate seemed like every other attack would cause you to bleed. I'm NOT complaining though - what it boils down to is there needs to be a legitimate penalty to being attacked by a zombie, and I'd prefer the danger of getting a laceration than having to constantly replace ruined clothing. The new noise dispersion seems to be working great. Zombies will run toward the vicinity of where you made noise, but the player still has an opportunity to evade (primarily at night) if you creep away quietly and out of sight. This is a huge improvement. Omniscient AI enemies that can follow what they can't hear or see should remain in the 90's where they belong. I'm getting wet inside my military tent. This should be a pretty basic tenant of its functionality.. especially with hypothermia. I can repair a woodcutting ax with duct tape, but not my shovel. That seems nitpicky. Certain cars guzzle gas, others do not. While it appears to be totally random, my theory is there are some earlier-version (1.00, 1.01) cars sitting around since before gas consumption was fixed, and the patch didn't apply retroactively. I'm unable to add oil to the car. I don't know if motor oil yet carries a purpose in the game anyway, but I thought I'd point it out. Also, this is true for both the gas guzzling and correctly functioning cars. Doors are still unlocking themselves after server resets. I'm still getting the tap-dancing car every once in a while. You get in and there a sound of tires vibrating/squeaking on the pavement before you've even cranked the motor. If you ignore this and attempt to drive the car will act very erratically and go bananas. My solution thus far has been to get out and try again. I lit a fire in a fire barrel, but the fire never went out. Suggestions Specific to Basebuilding: Basebuilding is a WIP, I get that, so no need to split hairs (even if this is a "full release" game). If I had to guess why progress in basebuilding has been so slow, it's the "immersion (realism)" crowd versus the "It's-a-videogame!" crowd. The immersion crowd seems to be winning at the moment - i.e. if Person A can erect a fence in a short span of time with a hammer and nails, then Person B should be able to take it apart with similar tools in as much, or less time. I'm sure we could demonstrate this IRL. But the very reality of this game is at odds with what can be bullied away with the "IRL" argument - my character physically doesn't exist in-world during the hours I'm not playing, period. If I were managing a post-apocalyptic homestead IRL, I'd be there all day to defend it from assholes….. But I can't, which begs for more buffing of basebuilding elements. The amount of effort required to build a structure is anything but rewarded when another player with a hatchet and shovel can dismantle your efforts in less than 10 minutes. I'm not sure what's possible, because I'm on this side of the development of the game, but it seems like basic protections should be in place for offline players. If that's not possible, it should AT THE VERY LEAST require a gargantuan effort by another player to dismantle base components… like measurable in hours rather than minutes. A couple of ideas - Barbed wire shouldn't be a static if/then barrier (if you're touching it then you get a bleeding wound). There should be a 50/50 chance that the assailant making contact with the barbed wire gets stuck (similar to a bear trap), and only another player with pliers can get them out. If they get stuck, and no one is there, they pass out from blood loss - and eventually, die. Struggling of any kind (any movement) by a player in contact with the barbed wire (whether or not they are already stuck) opens a new bleeding wound, but also generates a fresh chance to get stuck. This should also include a substantailly higher impact on ruining clothes - a point that alone might sway some of the military gear snobs out there. IED's. There should be some kind of improvised landmine that can be crafted from a radio, metal wire, a 9V battery, a propane gas canister, bullets, and nails. Perhaps multiple versions. I also think these should have minimal effect on Base components. It would be nice to place a few near the edge of a wall without fear of blowing up your hard work. Might also be workable with grenades if they ever return along with tripwires. Maybe a new way to look at it is to start with a new shovel option "Dig IED hole" - then you add the above-listed components like you would when building a wall, and use the pliers to complete the process. Deeper use of metal objects to strengthen base structures - metal wire, pipes, perhaps welding. A small welding kit that could work with a car battery and take a 4x4 inventory slot. The kit could be used to fuse pipes/wire/sheet-metal or chain-link fence to the outside of base walls to give it an achievable level of indestructibility. At least this way you're trading a player's additional efforts for an immersion-breaking imperviousness for base structures that we all opine. Cement. Fucking cement. Lime + sand (shovel) + water… add the three to a deployed wire mesh barrier and wait about as long as it takes to tan leather. BAM - immovable object; well, sort of. Allow the use of a pickax by an assailant to break up the concrete and then un-deploy the wire mesh barrier - BUT it should take 2-3 times as long as filling a jerry can at a gas pump. Cement might also be a way to strengthen regular walls, where the player has the option to simply use two logs (as they currently can), OR they could take it a step further by adding lime, water, and sand, thereby fashioning properly footed posts. Again, an assailant would need a pickax to undo it. (my inspiration: years of hardscaping/landscaping with my old man when I was still in school) Perhaps basic customizable signage (think Minecraft) would add a personal touch to everyone's efforts, and aside from trolls, casual players might be less inclined to grief if they know who they're doing it to (maybe that's too optimistic). One way or another, I think basic text signage should be in the vanilla game. Additional suggestions/asks: Any collapsible or detached stock should trigger a commensurate reduction in inventory usage. E.g. the SG5-K with the stock removed goes from 5x3 to 4x3. Not sure why this isn't already a thing... Feel free to educate me. Please bring back the E-tool. It should have the same inventory scaling ability as I mentioned above with the guns. A craftable shovel would also be nice - duct tape, rope, long stick, frying pan/cooking pot lid… craftable with a hacksaw. The ability to 'wear' a glowstick. Whether that means finally using the 'belt' slot on the player inventory or what not, having to commit both hands to hold a glow stick is a little stupid. Taking that a step further, it would be great if certain light sources (torch/glowstick/flare) could be dual wielded, like with a pistol. Perhaps a corresponding reduction in accuracy/sway a penalty for 'gat-wielding'. Maybe just a dedicated left-hand slot that can only hold specific items... And operable through the hot bar. I miss the Amphibia S, if only as a zombie-clearing tool. Rather than bringing back the .22LR 'tech tree' perhaps there could be a special silencer for the IJ70. I know there are too many firearm enthusiasts on the BI team to fabricate anachronistic fantasy weapons like a .380 Amphibia, but perhaps a robust single purpose silencer for the IJ70 could fill the same void and simultaneously give purpose to an otherwise forgettable weapon. Bring back traps; and give me man traps w/punji sticks. The only thing my crew craves more than dirtbikes is the ability to shoot from the windows of a moving car. I know there's a server-side emulation issue specific to cars, but hopefully, there's something that can be done to allow people to bandage, eat, etc. whilst getting a ride. Bears. I want to kill a bear. And I want to do it over the handlebars of a dirt bike.
  12. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.02

    It's back. Whatever was wrong it corrected itself. To answer your question, it wasn't even an option for me to select or unselect. Maybe the maker of the map needed to do some maintenance. 👍
  13. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.02

    I noticed the iZurvive map briefly contained markers for the sedan spawn locations, and now it doesn't - anyone know what's up w/that?
  14. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.02

    Just so I'm reading you right, the Gameserver ones ARE NOT official servers? So anything like NJ 2-14 or FL 2-5 ... those are essentially advertising space for Gameserver and could disappear for no reason at all?
  15. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.02

    I can appreciate that... but is there a way to ping someone handling the maintenance of those servers to get the scoop? The one I"m speaking of was Gameservers, specifically GA 2-19
  16. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.02

    Anyone else notice a bunch of the public servers are gone? I haven't even started playing 1.02 because I can't believe the cars and stashes my friends and I toiled over are all on a server that isn't up 😫
  17. Mr Jizz

    Returning Player

    Hey, does anyone know the general spawn/timing dynamics? I spotted a smoking crash about 500 meters away (near Lopatino) and it vanished as I was running towards it.... no server reset, just *POOF*
  18. Mr Jizz

    Experimental Update 1.02

    So the "tapdancing" Lada that occasionally flings around like it's being shaken up by a giant invisible hand - not fixed? Am I reading correctly that RMB goes straight to one's sights rather than simply raising the weapon? Was the V3S abandoned?? I feel like the parts were still spawning as of two patches ago...
  19. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.0150627

    Question for the community - where the eff are all the silencers? LOL 😅 Seriously though - I love how hard the E in PVE has become, but it would be nice after these many hours on a single character to find a dang silencer.
  20. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.0150627

    One other thing - is there a new system or are we unable to pour water/gasoline from one container to another (bugged)?
  21. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.0150627

    Does anyone know the current day/night cycle? I've noticed it's moving quite a bit faster, but I can't tell exactly HOW long and if there's a lopsided day-to-night ratio.
  22. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.0.150192

    Constructive or not, make your comments about the game, dick bag.
  23. Mr Jizz

    Stable Update 1.0.150192

    Fuck this fucking game. I spent hours putting a character together. Carried a tire from Novo to Belaya Polana and attached to a car I was putting together. I sat in the car and INSTANT DEATH. Here's the worst part - I managed to respawn (miraculously) in Berezhki, got back to the [apparently] glitched car, only to find that nothing but the gun I had equipped remained. The car was gone, my character, all my gear... but for my FNX laying on the ground with the flashlight still on.. FUCK. THIS. GAME.
  24. I spent ALL NIGHT humping a gas can, a battery and a tire back to my tent ... log in this morning - the tent is gone. The current state of this game makes it either a PVP game, in which there's no sense farming, base building or gathering loot - or it's a game only good for people who can be satisfied with only what they can squeeze into a single session. The danger of losing everything is a total deal breaker.
  25. Mr Jizz

    GAAAAHH - Persistence still a mess.

    Wrong? No. I've been using a variety of public servers, including NJ and GA servers. The latest wipe was on GA 2-15, before that it was on GA 2-19. My buddy lost shit on NJ 2-13. I'm not the only one experiencing issues. Is it just these servers with the generic titles?
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