ChimpyGlassman (DayZ)

I use whats I finds. Until I finds something better. SKS is pretty groovy but the lack of a scope is a bit of a bitch. The Magnum makes me feel like a big man, too. However, whatever protects me at the time is my favorite.

Woah. That escallated quickly. Not funny dude. Maybe IRL with your strange group of isolated friends, but in the rest of the world: not cool.

That actually made me snort. In work. Got some strange looks.

You're gonna need a montage.

Do not let the bandits get you on the way out. Buh bye.

1. Thou shalt not trust.

I'm a bandit hunter. Vigilante extrodanaire. Head up to sniper hotspots and burn them from behind.

Bandits are generally thoughtless thugs looking for any excuse to be sadists. They need quashing.

Get those rotten sods.

The being alive part is definitely my favourite.

I apologise for my callousness (sincerely) but why do people feel the need to announce that they are personally not playing anymore. The world will not stop turning, the development will not cease. If you are unhappy, that’s all very sad and subjective, but is a press release really necessary? See you when you eventually return!

We just all need some calm down choccy fingers. No doubt. :beans:

*Grooooooooooan*

Go into town... See how long you last.

Is it over: No.

Matches, firewood, rocks, wrenches and other such useful items.

We've all watched 'Busy Housewives/Hung Plumbers 14' haven't we?

Good man! All understood. I used to live in Hoylake too, grew up there. OT but do you remember Finnyland by the train staion in the 90's? Could easily of been somewhere in DayZ. For those who don't know (which is everyone) it was a bar/theme park(??) filled with fiberglass dummys in torture chambers. Quite literally the strangest place I have ever been. I broke in after it was closed down due to safety concerns and it blew my mind.

:beans:

Whut?

We need to be able to see who the players are, firstly, and then the ability to report them.

Totally agree. Sick of these bad idiots ruining the game for everyone. I would ban them for life.

Haha! I can see that causing many problems.

Oh, you.

LOVE the lightning! Been trying to get it in one of my videos for ages.