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Max Planck

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  1. Just get someone with a credit/debit card to gift you the game on Steam and hand them the cash.
  2. What if I told you they are all very hairy? If you'd seen the things I have seen... I was there, man! I was there!
  3. April 16. You didn't hear it from me.
  4. It can't have been -insertforummodnamehere- because he said he would totally give his key to his old pal Max. You might have misheard him.
  5. Didn't he die before this? That would give him a pretty good alibi. He is still a wanker though, because of the mess that is Itunes and the fact that it resides on my old ladys laptop so I have to use it occasionally.
  6. Needs more moustache though.
  7. Max Planck

    Can't see my location on the Map.

    Maybe the server settings were changed?
  8. Max Planck

    Just saw Rocket again.

    I hear a couple of guys are casting for a major motion picture at the moment. George Lucas might be involved according to the grapevine.
  9. Max Planck

    DayZ Development Twitter

    Q: Where is the game? Where is the Tumblr post? A: Both of those will, for the moment, need to wait - and both mean I didn't do what I said I would.
  10. Max Planck

    DayZ Development Twitter

    http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/115694-a-not-announcement-announcement-for-the-forums/
  11. Max Planck

    Just saw Rocket again.

    I'll just stay nice and grey. Trust me, it's for the best. Oh, I snapped this photo at the train station yesterday, anybody know this guy?
  12. Max Planck

    Just saw Rocket again.

    I aim to be all of those, rolled up into one cosy little package. So far I've got two out of three. Nice to see you too Pendragon. As for my 'holiday' it was actually an international move, and it sucked. All is well now though, time to show off those 'shopping skills!
  13. Max Planck

    Just saw Rocket again.

  14. Max Planck

    Just saw Rocket again.

    Oh Rocket, what have you been up to? What kind of deals did you make?
  15. Max Planck

    Just saw Rocket again.

    No you can't, we both know that. Uh, and thanks! EDIT: I wish I had Photoshop, sorry for the non-contribution. I'll guess I could try my hand at MSPaint. With an ugly mug like that it can't go all wrong.
  16. Max Planck

    Just saw Rocket again.

    This thread brought me back from the dead. Good thing I had saved up some beans.
  17. I have changed this thread around a bit, since we now have a spanking new Private Server forum. This thread is for people looking for a private home server, it's a place to advertise your needs. People with private servers who are looking for people to inhabit them can contact the people who post here. Remember to state exactly are looking for, including server settings like CH, 3DP and timezone.
  18. I guess you haven't played Skyrim.
  19. Max Planck

    DayZ Standalone Confirmed

    Eurogamer brings you news of the standalone (and a pretty screenshot of a survivor 'cleaning up'). http://www.eurogamer...-says-dean-hall
  20. Max Planck

    Fallujah Crashed heli's everywhere!

    Moved, please post your videos in the Gallery forum.
  21. Max Planck

    Worn paths in the world

    Now there's an idea I haven't seen before, and a good one too. I would really like to see this happen.
  22. Why do you keep spamming these threads? You have been warned several times and we have talked about it in private (you even said you understood the rules now and promised to stop doing it), yet here you are doing it again with an alt account. I even cut your suspension down after you promised to abide by the forum rules, I kind of feel a bit pissed on. Why, smKes?
  23. Max Planck

    Empty/Disappeared Tents.

    You did 'save' the tents, right?
  24. Max Planck

    Strange respawn bug

    It sounds like the second server you joined was a private server.
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