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Everything posted by Max Planck
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It will go on sale, if it goes on sale. Nobody knows when that might happen. And please, no asking for keys on the forums.
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People asking for duping instructions and other people giving them, is the stuff locked threads are made of.
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I'm definitely in favour of more bears, ingame, on the forums, everywhere. Can't make it happen though, as I'm not a developer. Just a forum user with extra cleaning duties, as well as a button that gets other users mauled by a bear. EDIT: As it turns out, getting people mauled by bears isn't part of the moderator's toolset. Talk about a missed opportunity. Lazy forum devs, amiright?
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Let's stay on topic and away from the personal attacks, okay? Otherwise someone might get mauled by a bear, or something.
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There won't be an offline mode for neither pc nor xbone, as DayZ is designed as a multiplayer game. This has been stated by the developers several times. Also, please quit calling other users 'morons'. We don't do that here.
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Keep the fights to the servers, please.
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Hello there. I've merged your topics. Please don't create a new topic for every sentence that runs through your mind, that's what Twitter is for (that, and international diplomacy). There are plenty topics open with actual discussions of the issues that concerns you. Thanks. Locked.
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Please contact BattlEye Support, nothing we can do here. Also, that program from your screenshot looks proper dodgy, I've edited it out of your post. Locked.
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Stuck behind bunk beds/between ceiling and bunk bed
Max Planck replied to Cpt.Crunch's topic in Troubleshooting
I... don't know. Holding your breath? I'll admit to not asking the OP if he had a weapon, it was just my assumption that he might. -
No, you listen. Enough with the personal attacks, the insults and the constant derailing of topics. The developers do not need you to insult people who wants to debate their creation, quite the contrary in fact. This will be your very last temporary suspension. Make the most of it. Let the topic continue respectfully, please.
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Stuck behind bunk beds/between ceiling and bunk bed
Max Planck replied to Cpt.Crunch's topic in Troubleshooting
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I think you might have misinterpreted my post, no one is out to ban you. I posted to keep the topic from getting heated, with people responding to insults in kind. Believe me, it happens. As for eno, I've contacted him in a more personal manner. Now please, guys, let's be friends. Think of the easter bunny and all its tribulations. Perspective.
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Personal attacks and insults are not acceptable and will result in warnings and suspensions.
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Looks like I'm late to the passive-aggressiveness seminar, sorry about that. I'll just sit down quietly after I've *locked* the door behind me. No, really.
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I've been aware of Gews and his posts since 2012 and I disagree. Nevertheless, should you encounter anything irredeemably offensive from his hand, if you think he is "talking shit out of his ass" for example, you are hereby invited to make use of the 'report' button. If you wish to discuss this any further, PM Impulz. This thread is back on topic.
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They aren't complaining about the game or the devs, they are pointing out a possible flaw in the ballistic system. This is a good thing, and part of the reason we have a forum to begin with. If you know better, please share your information. Otherwise, hang back. The personal attacks are not okay.
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Steam will give you a refund if you haven't played more than two hours, and haven't owned the game more than two weeks.
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You been warned twice before for your trolling, and you keep on ignoring it. 30 days suspension, last and final warning. Sorry guys, for doing my business out in public like this, but I'd like to take the time to remind you all of the 'report' button. It's in the top right corner in every post. Using it on posts like the one quoted is a great help, as we can't be everywhere (or even anywhere, some times), and having pointless and flamebaiting posts filtered out makes the forum better for everyone. Thanks.
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Sadly, the theme park was just a cruel joke: https://www.bohemia.net/blog/bohemia-interactive-announces-bohemia-sandbox-theme-park And here I was, so looking forward to strutting around the park in my teal uniform, randomly locking rides and putting ball gags on people who had opinions. Ahh, what a life it could have been. Anyway, you are most welcome to post your suggestions and gripes, but this topic is getting locked as it is going nowhere. EDIT: In retrospect, and since Papa Bear isn't home, I'll just reopen the topic. I guess the 'item spawning' issue is still a valid topic for discussion. Carry on then, but please be cool.
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Regarding key resellers, have a look here: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2019/04/02/metro-exodus-stolen-steam-keys-cancelled/
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I have to give you beans for making that drawing. Sweet stuff.
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Please don't give directions on how to dupe, it only makes the problem worse by enabling the 2-3 guys who doesn't already know. I've also edited out your email address to minimize the amount of spam you'll be getting. Rest assured that developers and moderators can still see you email addres on your profile, should they wish to contact you.
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are people trying to make the SA to friendly?
Max Planck replied to dgeesio's topic in General Discussion
Please do not resurrect five year old topics.