Max Planck

Maybe the rude parts were muted?

I like it too, have been playing on #11 for a few days. According to some angry people on their forums it is all 'kill on sight', but so far I've only met two other players, both of whom were friendly. Which server are you playing on?

Those zombies better be proper rude.

Video is unavailable? But I want to see the lewd zombies!

I guess actual tool use is different from navigating your environment. Like, some monkeys use no tools at all, but have no problem climbing stuff if you set them loose in an unfamiliar city (not based on personal experience, I don't do that sort of stuff anymore).

No.You can't be immune to all diseases, but you can be immune to some specific ones. Zombies aren't rotting corpses, they are alive but infected with a sort of 'rage virus' as in 28 Days Later.

I love it for the community... AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hehehehe... He he. Hehe... Frmmmphhh!

Like a wizard?

Why not post it in the bug list? Over here: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/125785-dayz-1761-bug-list/

I can't even tell which side you are on from your post but, believe me, you are making the discussion worse for everybody. Is it not possible to make your point without resorting to calling people 'fanboys' and regurgitating that ridiculous 'QQ* shit?

How is it hard to read? Would you prefer a solid wall of text?

It's a mod developed in people's spare time. Does it matter what we call it?

I have mental images to keep me giggling for the rest of the day now. Thanks guys.

Gummo!! Good one Timboski.

Hatchet Face? http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/kim_mcguire/pictures/14041242/

Alpha or not, it is still a mod, not a game that you pay for. The guys who develop it at the moment aren't getting paid for their time and effort, they do it because they want to contribute to the DayZ Mod project. I don't know if you are used to using modifications for games, but I can assure you that the state/buggyness of this mod is normal for this sort of thing. The DayZ standalone is a separate thing being developed by Rocket and his crew.

DayZ? DayZ is a turtle. Patient, confident, slow-moving. It crawls, it feeds, it lingers, it moves slowly towards the beach on which it was hatched. There, it will lay its eggs before going back to its slow and somber business. The spawn! See them hatch, see them run! Look at them go!! Darting towards the surf, eager to swim, to be free! Hurrah!! But really, alpha/beta/all that doesn't matter much, it'll be done when it is done. DayZ is a turtle. It's true! It's the modified TOH engine with a bunch of new stuff. Read the Tumblr posts! They're great! FAKE EDIT: I'm not drunk, I'm at work.

I never said I made a 'point', you made that up to suit your purpose. I did ask some clarifying questions though, which you still refuse to answer. Yeah, I don't think tents are being handled the best way they could, but the presence of a problem does not excuse the creation of more problems. If permadeath is 'meh', it should be made less 'meh' not more. Who the hell are you to tell me I'm playing the game the wrong way? If that's the way you are going to argue for your idea, then every oneliner/video response is completely justified. What incredible arrogance. Not everybody plays with squadmates, not everybody uses lootmaps, not everybody sees the gearing up process as something you have to speed through so you can go kill people. To me, the part where you are most vulnerable is the best part of the game, so of course I try to prolong this by avoiding cheesy loot farming. Is that 'wrong' too?

What are you doing in my house?!

You forgot one OP: * [NEW] - New models by Elvaron: - New Food: Pack of trail mix http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/121763-3d-model-different-food-qualities-215-update/page__st__200#entry1179980

They didn't do it you know.

You know, these settings are something that must be experimented upon to get right. It's going to take a bunch of tries, and not everyone will be happy in the end. Behaving like a twat isn't helpful. If you believe you know of the optimal setting for these values, I'm sure we will all be absolutely thrilled to hear them.

I'm not sure you quite understand how reproduction works.

Or mine. 5 bucks to help a brother out? You'd do that for old Max, wouldn't you? EDIT: I'm not usually pushy like this, but my hands are busy eating peanuts.

I don't know... I'm pretty sure I'll soon be carrying a backpack full of bogrolls around for, you know, tent stuffing purposes. Also maybe a razor, so I can cut myself to forget about the cruel, cruel apocalyptic world. Of cruelty.