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Max Planck

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  1. Max Planck

    DayZ SA Suggestion

    You have a lot to learn about vaginas my friend. The magic words! I would also have accepted "Uhh, I'm the plumber. I'm here to fix your pipes"
  2. Max Planck

    DayZ SA Suggestion

    Just... can't... stop... LOCKED Shit, it doesn't work anymore. EDIT: Beans for Sleepy for calling me amazing. It needed to be said. Anyway, this is probably going to end up in the Graveyard where it will get more views than in any other subforum, so everybody wave your willies around! People are watching!
  3. Max Planck

    DayZ SA Suggestion

    Ouch. What about me? I have more than 2000 posts, and I'm even dickier. EDIT: 'Dickier' is totally a word. I've looked it up in the dicktionary.
  4. Max Planck

    DayZ SA Suggestion

    Hey, I have an idea to expand on that: Put the original suggestion in the Suggestion Forum!
  5. Max Planck

    More dumb questions

    The tents and vehicles exist on a single server only.
  6. Max Planck

    More dumb questions

    1. Not sure, could one/some of them be multiple slot items? 2. Yep, it takes up 5 slots for a pistol, 10 for a rifle. 3. a. Somewhere you can find it again, but out of sight. b. No, everyone who finds it can loot it. c. Yes, as many as you like. d. Yes. Do it when the tent is empty. e. No. 4. You could 'cheat' and use one of the online maps, hover the cursor over your approximate location and you can read the coords. 5. Yes, but don't log out while inside the vehicle, find somewhere to hide it. If somebody finds it they can (and will) steal it.
  7. Max Planck

    DayZ Mod 1.7.6.1 Hotfix

    Toilet paper and razors are replacing some of the empty cans we used to find around the place. Nothing has changed, except the models of some of the junk loot. For the debug monitor, you have to bind the key in your options now, you can bind it to scroll lock if you wish. This was done in 1.7.6 as documented in the patch notes: * [uPDATED] - Epeen key moved to Custom Controls - Use action key 20 (No default key needs setting up)
  8. Max Planck

    What Kind of Player Are YOU?

    I play it like Gollum. I hide, I sneak, I run away and I steal shit when you aren't there.
  9. Max Planck

    DayZ Mod 1.7.6.1 Hotfix

    ...Of patch?
  10. Max Planck

    Server with the most action?

    Sure there'll be threads like this one. Also, there will be tons of people happily playing and enjoying the standalone. You cannot create something that everybody likes. Dayz is fairly special in the way it plays and it got popular this way. Changing core mechanics wouldn't be a smart thing to do.
  11. Max Planck

    DayZ Mod 1.7.6.1 Hotfix

    This explains nothing. Wait, maybe it does... Is it you?
  12. Max Planck

    Server with the most action?

    But in our case, the 'ugly ass chick' has 1.5mil fans because of her fantastic personality. DayZ became popular for what it is, warts, bugs and all.
  13. Max Planck

    DayZ Mod 1.7.6.1 Hotfix

    So was the guy you quoted. So was I. Why are you calling me a boy? I'm in my early thirties.
  14. Max Planck

    DayZ Mod 1.7.6.1 Hotfix

    I find you offensive. Please remove yourself.
  15. Max Planck

    New 'suggestion' board

    I believe a voting system was the original suggestion.
  16. Max Planck

    New 'suggestion' board

    'Best ideas' is a bit too subjective to leave to just a few people to decide. It would kind of go against the idea of an open suggestion forum.
  17. Max Planck

    The Notorious Can Incident

    Ahem... He ate it.
  18. Max Planck

    The Notorious Can Incident

    But sometimes you just want to hurt the seal. Like, bad.
  19. Max Planck

    DayZ Mod 1.7.6.1 Hotfix

    I used to play that and I liked it. Can we have it back? Actually I'm talking out my sunny sunhole as I haven't tried the new patch yet (either of them). I'm just going by the patch notes and how people describe the zombie's behaviour. It's cool though, it will take many tries, but they will get it right in the end. Ouch.
  20. We don't really need to argue it though. As it is, we can all have it our preferred way. Let's hope SA will be the same.
  21. Max Planck

    Wild agressive animals

    We've had wild aggressive animals for a couple of days now. They're all in the forums though.
  22. Even better would be working full-size mirrors. Imagine finding one in an empty house, only to get shot in the back of the head while you are busy prancing around and trying on different hats. "Does this one make me look fa-" *Boom!!*
  23. Max Planck

    New 'suggestion' board

    This is the best idea I've seen in the suggestion forum in a good while. People do make a lot more comments on things they dislike than on things they like, myself no exception. This often results in arguments and drama, which keeps the whole thing firmly at the top of the forum. Great idea.
  24. Max Planck

    The Notorious Can Incident

    Come over to BMRF #2 or myDAYZ #11, they are stuffed full of players. I don't hope for 3rdP to be removed, I just want to keep the choice of playing on 1stP only servers when the SA comes out. The way it works in the mod is fine, I think.
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