Max Planck

Are you taking the piss?

Rocket: " Post it on reddit or something and I'll read it." So, is this still the official forum? No, but it is a fun place to hang out nonetheless. Laughs are being had. But let's not expect any news besides what we (that is, Smasht) put here ourselves.

I like this idea, especially the first one with the icons. Nicely made Colekern.

Okay! We're getting somewhere! Let's prevent those mistakes from happening again! We could start off with a list of existing problems that need to (and can be) fixed before new features are introduced. Would you mind making that list? Also, you are getting close to overusing the excellent 'PLANK' joke. I'm not saying that it isn't hilarious, just that it is wearing a little thin.

Of course, something like that. I worry needlessly.

I do have one worry. It looks like you can just open your inventory to see all loot that is close to you. What happened to searching under beds and in cupboards/on shelves/in cars?

From vid: "You'll notice that the weapons currently aren't pointed at anything and that you have to hold down a key to aim" YES! YESYESYES!

Thanks, appreciate it. One man's dick is another man's chuckle, as they say.

When there are news on 1.7.7 they will show up in the announcement forum. Did you check there?? EDIT: Actually, sorry for my rudeness. I have tons of news on 1.7.7. *Players will spawn naked and bleeding *There is a new masturbation animation *The new masturbation animation will cause bleeding *Zombies can still clip through walls, but now it's intentional *Cans are back (controversy!) *Helicopters have been removed *Hovercars have been added (it's what people want...) *Marshmellow-roasting animation have been added *Marshmellows have not been added (next patch maybe, don't complain) *Boats have been replaced by cute dolphins (noone used them anyway) *Mosquitos now have 85% chance of giving you malaria *All weapons have been removed, except crowbar *Crowbar has been nerfed

You'll regen a lot faster if you eat a bunny. They're in season too.

Yeah, and I used the function and everything. Totally pro.

December

And good news. Generally, he is quiet before saying anything.

Next thread in ban appeals: FUCK!!1! i WAS ONLY HACKING AND SOEM GUY ON BUS CUFFED ME NECK!! FUCK THIS MOD IWANNA REFUUUUUND!!!!

Lend me a tissue dear Victor, because I'm crying with laughter. The stories were true! Little brothers really do hack your game! Soon, some guy is going to feel like his dog really ate his homework.

My woes beat your woes: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/38476-dayzgame-forum-qa-with-rocket-aug-2012/

I've said it before and I'll say it again: What is DayZ? DayZ is a turtle. Patient, confident, slow-moving. It crawls, it feeds, it lingers, it moves slowly towards the beach on which it was hatched. There, it will lay its eggs before going back to its slow and somber business. The spawn! See them hatch, see them run! Look at them go!! Darting towards the surf, eager to swim, to be free! Hurrah!!

Of course it isn't, and I did read it. I'll quote it here for convenience: So... Could you list the current issues you think needs to take priority, or are you only complaining about how developement, in your opinion, has been in the past? And about the cans, they didn't take time away from fixing anything as they weren't made by the devs. They were made by people who took an interest in the project and who decided to contribute to it rather than moan about it.

When you are done with your tantrum, could you tell us what it is you want fixed? Forget about the past, forget about my nose, just list the current issues that you think should be sorted before adding further content. Also, see if you can do it without claiming to know what '99% of the userbase' thinks. You speak for yourself only.

The two latest updates are perfect examples of problems that need to be fixed?? What are you talking about? You were asked to make a list of problems that need to be fixed before new content are added, apparently you weren't able to come up with any. It really can't be too bad then.

You seem to have an unhealthy fixation with prostitutes, is there something you need to get off your chest? It's okay, you can tell uncle Max.

I think he means that 'days survived' works well enough to set avatars apart ingame. The introduction of skills would be a wrong turn.

Okay, so it's just a soldier guy with a mask on? A couple of the other skins look pretty good, I kinda like the Urban Bandit one. I wish regular Dayz had more skins.

But... Terrorists don't wear special clothing, there is no 'terrorist uniform'. That's what I was getting at. Since terrorists can come from all parts of the world, all religions and all walks of life it would be strange if they somehow adopted the same outfit. What does it look like anyway? Something spandex?

I'll take all of them, thanks. EDIT: Also, 'exploding bear trap'. Exploding. Bear trap. Exploding.