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Max Planck

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  1. Max Planck

    What happened to the AK?

    Ahh... I can't tell these days.
  2. Max Planck

    What happened to the AK?

    No, you muppet. When the game releases it'll have lots of guns. The (entirely optional) paid-for open alpha testing phase will not.
  3. Max Planck

    What happened to the AK?

    It was a placeholder. The first gun that was added with the new modular system was the M4.
  4. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    Are you there, God? It's me, Dean. EDIT: There are some letters left over, but it makes good sense.
  5. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    I just put 'manatee' into google, and this popped up. Coincidence? Well, maybe. Maybe it means Rocket has gone on a trip to help poor addicted manatees. Yeah, that's gotta be it. Someone alert reddit.
  6. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    I think those posts are going to come back and bite you in the ass.
  7. Max Planck

    it'll never happen but....

    You can have ambushes and backstabbery on a single server too. All this metagaming takes away from the experience in my opinion. It ruins the suspension of disbelief. All we need is the forest, a can of beans and a rusty Makarov. No magical portals, please.
  8. Max Planck

    it'll never happen but....

    You mean, like server hopping on the public hive? We have that. It sucks.
  9. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    Or the stylish version: She says: "I know what you are thinking about".
  10. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    This is excellent advice. Look how happy he is!
  11. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    You know, every time you are not checking Steam could be the time they release! What if they release in limited numbers? Can we really afford sleep these days?
  12. Max Planck

    help

    Buy and install Arma 2: Combined Operations, then install DayZ through Dayzcommander. You can also use Dayzcommander to find and join servers.
  13. Max Planck

    Clothing Suggestions

    I think what the drug addled teenager meant to say was: "welcome to the forums SolusLupus, may you have a pleasant stay. By the way, many different clothing options has already been confirmed for the standalone." He is nice like that.
  14. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    Do you really want one? I think the game is much better when I don't know where everything is. Getting lost, then frantically running around looking for civilization on your last can of beans was the best thing ever. I'm going to try to avoid loot maps from external sources for as long as humanly possible.
  15. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    He posted it here too, in the 'announcement' forum. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/151552-quick-status-update-for-week-8-november/#entry1516365
  16. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    I told you, he's lying.
  17. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    Klesh is lying, he does that. The real failure was a fatal error in the space-time discombobulator which enabled the zeds to enter Rocket's condo in Zeleno. He had just gotten a frozen pizza out of the microwave when the first two burst through the door. "Eeeeeh!" screamed rocket. This was the second failure. The sound off the unusually high pitched scream echoed through the suburbs of SA-Zeleno, alerting every zed around. "My Kerbals!" yelled Rocket, as he leaped out a window. This was the third failure. Yep. Fifth floor. Sorry guys, there will be no standalone.
  18. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    He has found some way to play 'Kerbal Space Program' from inside the server. I've heard he moved into a little two room condo in Zelenogorsk. He doesn't even talk to Matt anymore. Goodbye sweet prince, you were too beautiful for this world.
  19. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    Oh, five hundred. You are nearly there.
  20. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    And as the legends told, these were the words that predated the great spam flood of 2013, year of the spamalone.
  21. Max Planck

    elf cakes account permabanned.

    That's pretty shitty actually. Oh, and 'fuck'.
  22. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    I would not at all mind long animations (for loading machineguns and fixing cars for example), but I think it is important that you can cancel the animation halfway through. It really, really sucks to be trapped going through the cooking motions while somebody casually strolls up to you and shoots you in the neck.
  23. Max Planck

    [SA] Natural body 'decay' - body dragging

    Great idea. I would love to see this happen.
  24. Max Planck

    November Round-up

    Three pink names, three blue names and one green name in the forum all of a sudden. Are you guys... expecting something? (Innocent question)
  25. Max Planck

    Auto-run button.

    I think an auto-run button would be just fine. I doubt I would use it much, but it wouldn't hurt me in any way. Comparing auto-run to auto-aim or saying it makes the game easier is absolutely bonkers. It doesn't make the game easier, it just makes your naughty finger hurt less.
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