Max Planck

All this information is here: http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1s8od4/prerelease_testing_lend_me_your_ears/ And I quote: " Front line content creators can get themselves familiar with the state of the title prior to launch day, removing any confusion or questions about how the game works versus the mod, etc Content creators have a much higher visibility than the bulk of the community, thus making the risk of a build leak or NDA violation much smaller as they are much easier to find Server stability testing can increase pace, and thus push the project towards the Early Access release on a quicker scale than utilizing just our existing player base Content creators/DayZ Media can increase the active feedback pool for the development process, thus getting feedback and triage on issues moving prior to the actual live date Pre-Release testers will get to see DayZ evolve during the development process, thus giving them a stronger understanding of the DayZ pipeline, and development. In short, we feel that increasing our pre-release testing pool to encompass passionate DayZ Content Creators and Media members will increase our transparency, aid in expediting our internal ship date goals, and provide us with added security versus batch adding people from the community en masse and hoping for the best."

I think the point is that they won't be. They will be, silly me. I wish they would convince CHKilroy from ShackTac to do something similar to his 'The Dayz Ahead' series, that was great. I like it especially because it brought me to DayZ, and here.

But they're starving, look:

It's a pity that you are so smart and everyone else so horribly stupid. If only Bohemia would give you 30 minutes with their code, all synchronization issues would be fixed. That's really all it would take. Sadly, they just never thought of this.

It's some manner of song, quite catchy tune. *taps foot*

Hello! Aww... Okay, then. I knew it!! Imminent release confirmed!! No!!

Because if you go to the Bethesta forums or similar, only to moan, whine and spread disinformation, they kick you out on your ass. I'm glad our forums here aren't as draconian, but it does mean we have to take a wee bite out of the shit sandwich every now and then.

It's true, you seem much fappier now.

Testers come from all over though, so it is everything o' clock at all times. Very confusing.

How about you gather all your shitty homophobic remarks in a used colostomy bag and piss the fuck off out of here? That would be nice, thanks.

It is perfectly safe, as long as you download from the DayZCommander site.

We have mountains over at my place too! Come try it Rocket, I'll give you a leg up.

Your Tourette's is so severe it even shows in your writing? I'm impressed.

It's possible to squirm out of the handcuffs, so captives need to be watched at all times. If your captor logs out or runs away, you can break out of them without a problem.

Okay, newsflash: the term 'Politically correct' does not mean what you think it means. Your scattershot insults do get your point across nicely, though. The game isn't out, but you want it to be. We get it, you can relax now.

Anaemia.

Zeds aren't decomposing, they are living humans like us. Just infected. The AS-50 is not in the game.

Maybe 'EpicLittleBrother787' downloaded some cheats on your computer?

It's big enough to reach into the future and memorize all the changes made to the standalone... That big.

Being like, a dick. You can't help and won't help, so you post only to say "sucks to be you" when the guy has a problem. That's a pretty shitty, and absolutely pointless, way to treat new members who are looking for help.

What do you mean, you lose stuff in your toolbelt and head slots? You didn't put it on the ground, did you? Can you please explain the problem in greater detail? Why are you being like that?

I don't think it'll manage without a dedicated video card. Sorry. Also, have a look at this thread: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/146536-can-i-run-dayz-post-here/

First time on a forum, eh? http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/152721-your-opinions-on-dayz-sa/ http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/152826-will-dayz-sa-really-be-a-zombie-game/#entry1531230

I only play vanilla, I do my very best to stay alive at all times and I wouldn't mind if there was an auto-run button. How does that fit into your arrogant little theory?

Maybe use this?