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Max Planck

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  1. Max Planck

    Nespesney just quit DayZ...

    The moderators take breaks, sometimes long ones, I know I've taken at least three of them. With the forum being fairly slow, it's a good time to do that. Also, Ceppy still posts and I talked to Kichi yesterday. It's not a sign of the end times. Regarding 'who knows who in Bohemia', it shouldn't affect the forums in any way. As for being called 'paranoid and immature', I think everything has been said. Orlok explained himself, and I think his record here speaks for itself. Do you remember him ever being mean, petty or willfully insulting? I don't, not for the past seven years I've known him. Me, I'd understand that. Not Orlok. Isn't it time to let this go?
  2. Max Planck

    What server are you on?

    No metagaming, please. Locked.
  3. Max Planck

    A NOOB and his chainsaw...

    Yes, they are getting smarter. Only after he failed the Voight-Kampff test could I conscientiously terminate him. He put up a good fight too.
  4. Max Planck

    A NOOB and his chainsaw...

    It was a spambot... But, how about them chainsaws, eh?
  5. Max Planck

    Nespesney just quit DayZ...

    Does this mean the position is open? I have a few ideas...
  6. Max Planck

    making wood storage boxes

    Merged. No crossposting, please.
  7. Max Planck

    On Sale

    Sales, on anything, are never announced in advance, except recurring ones like black friday, christmas and so. No storeowner would ever go "this item in my stock will be cheaper next month, don't buy it now." Locked.
  8. Max Planck

    The Sedans are cursed!

    Send us a pm with the details, yeah? I want to run in to you and your cronies, and spit on your cars.
  9. Max Planck

    The Sedans are cursed!

    Sorry to hear you are leaving the server, and the reason why. I've been playing there too, but staying off the Discord for the very reason you mentioned. Too much anger, too little fun. Have you found someplace else for your future exploits?
  10. Max Planck

    Stop crying about Duping.

    Flamebait topic, locked.
  11. Max Planck

    day transfer to xbox

    I assume you bought the game from Steam. If you have played less than two hours and owned it for less than two weeks, you can get a refund through Steam. It is not possible to exchange it for something else, especially not xbox games as Steam doesn't sell those.
  12. Max Planck

    The Chernarus Grand Prix!

    I was half expecting all the cars to simultaneously leap into the air at the start of the race.
  13. It's sort of implied in here: https://forums.dayz.com/topic/244356-news-regarding-the-2019-roadmap/ The survival mechanics were supposed to have been expanded upon in 1.02, but didn't make it in. Thus, we should see them changed in a later patch.
  14. Max Planck

    Server discriminating based upon ethnicity.

    I'm just going to lock this before going to bed, as it is going to turn sour real soon in my experience. @ImpulZ can maybe answer the OP. The server forum area is not the place for discussing race though, I do know that.
  15. Max Planck

    Unfair!

    I have a hard time parsing exactly what the OP is about, but as far as I understand there was a disagreement with a moderator on reddit. That really doesn't have anything to do with us.
  16. Max Planck

    Selected Servers going Offline on May 27th!

    Some people want the devs to be more active on the forums, some want to insult them every time they show their face. My function is supportive of the former group. That was a friendly warning.
  17. Max Planck

    is there a serious server in europe?

    Try 'the village'. No mods, 1PP, active, good community.
  18. Max Planck

    is there a serious server?

    Indeed. Locked.
  19. Max Planck

    Is this game officialy dead ?

    I love my (real) job, but I still expect to get paid. Otherwise, I'd have a hard time buying food, clothes and shoeshines. Whatever you do for a living, you do it for a living too. The rent doesn't pay itself.
  20. Max Planck

    Questions - found top end stuff and scope

    Take cover! At least that's the lesson someone taught me recently. I was fairly fresh off the beach, and had only found pink clothes and broken can openers thus far, when I happened upon a pile of good loot in some random house. "Wow", I thought, "it's my lucky day". But it wasn't my lucky day, it was the day I took the bait. I didn't even hear the shot.
  21. Max Planck

    I think i know why.

    Yeeees, you are right, it was me all along! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids. By day, I'm closing duping topics under the guise of a timid, softspoken gentleman. But, by night, I'm duping stashes in my secret volcano lair while laughing maniacally and twirling my moustache. Bang to rights, you got me. Now that the plot has been revealed, your liberty should be safe from my draconian grip. But before I fade back into obscurity to plan my next move, I have just one thing to say, one final piece of exposure typical of my villainous self: "A tinfoil hat can indeed be screwed on too tight." Carry on.
  22. Thanks pilgrim, that's very... helpful. I'd like to add though, that the moderating team (blue names) have duties of a more janitorial nature, such as dispensing sarcasm and closing perfectly valid topics, whereas the community managers (red names) are Bohemia employees who knows practically everything about the game. They are also in close contact with all departments of the dev team, are very friendly, have great hygiene and only rarely hit people with their keys. I'd suggest trying one of those.
  23. Max Planck

    Idea to give basebuilding some sense

    This one is good, I think: https://forums.dayz.com/topic/242300-the-village/ No mods at all, 1PP and well managed.
  24. Max Planck

    News regarding the 2019 roadmap

    I'd like to ask why, when seeking direct feedback on a certain issue by way of a poll, the dev team is using Twitter instead of their own forums? It seems an odd choice to me, and it makes the practice of providing feedback on the official forums look rather pointless.
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