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  1. Max Planck
    Fixed!
  2. Max Planck
    Hey... Some questions are best left unasked.
  3. Max Planck

    a friend in need

    Max Planck replied to LeeHarveyEnfield's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Guys, tone it down. Personal insults and thinly veiled homophobic remarks are not okay. This goes for everyone.
  4. Max Planck
    It's just so good, they can't stop playing. How do they go to the bathroom? Nobody knows. EDIT: Post number 3000 was a poo joke. Classy. Take that, achievement thread!
  5. Max Planck
    But excellent feng shui. You need a fridge in there, though.
  6. Max Planck

    What would you prefer?

    Max Planck replied to G-Eazy (DayZ)'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives

    Your mom.
  7. Max Planck

    What would you prefer?

    Max Planck replied to G-Eazy (DayZ)'s topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives

    There is no option for 'no scripts'.
  8. Max Planck
    Yeah, he's giggly as a schoolgirl at a pyjamas party pillowfight. I think something might be habbening, like, in his life at the moment. I also love how he keeps shouting "Left! Left!" when everyone is facing in different directions.
  9. Max Planck

    TWS a BAD Addition

    Max Planck replied to moriarty50's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    If someone's been screwing with the loot tables, it's not vanilla anymore. Vanilla is the 'right-out-of-the-box' setup.
  10. Max Planck
    He said he tried to, but used F10 instead of F12 by mistake. We'll just have to make our own, I guess...
  11. Max Planck
    A bit off topic, yeah.
  12. Max Planck
    We are one flesh, brother. We wear our rationality like a cloak, which we must leave at the door to this thread. Embrace it brother, embrace.
  13. Max Planck
    It would be, wouldn't it? "Raynor, Raynooor! Where are you? We are all gathered in here for christmas dinner, family and presents. Aren't you coming??" "NO!! Leave me alone, I'm playing my buggy alpha!"
  14. Max Planck
    Why don't you speak for yourself only, instead of telling other people what they think? If you don't understand that other people have their own individual opinions, then you are not capable of participating in a debate. Then you are just yelling in a public space.
  15. Max Planck
    We get it, you are impatient. You have said so 20 times now. But do you remember what you promised?
  16. Max Planck
    The horror... the horror...
  17. Max Planck
    Am I blind? No. Are you? Because I didn't see anyone calling their games 'perfect'. You made that shit up. And I call myself 'Max Planck' because I admire the guy, and because he has a great face. A manly moustache, a smug grin and eyes that stares right into your little black shrivelled soul, Leon. Any other questions?
  18. Max Planck
    I guess quality is in the eyes of the beholder. That's why some people love Bohemia's games and some people wouldn't touch them with a shitty stick. Then there are those few, those very special few, who torture themselves spending their time thinking, reading and posting about something they very clearly dislike. Those people are called masochists, aren't they Leon?
  19. Max Planck
    Eww... Graphic. But really, the Gamecube is not that good.
  20. Max Planck
    The universe just said that it's a Gamecube exclusive.
  21. Max Planck
    Dear BioHaze. As a representative and spokesperson of the Universe, I've been tasked with relaying this message to you: ---------------voxuniversum--------------------------- 1. 'That girl' can't hang out, she is in the DayZ SA testing group. 2. 'That girl' has met a handsome moustached gentleman in the testing group, and they are eloping to Altis. 3. DayZ SA will be cancelled by Bohemia, just prior to release, in favour of a garden simulator (not moddable). Your move BioHaze. ---------------endofmessage--------------------------- Please bear in mind that I am just the messenger. -Max
  22. Max Planck

    Another Quick Update 5 December 2013

    Max Planck replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info

    I actually feel the opposite way, to me the music pulled me out of the experience. That's why I turned it off already at the beginning. The ingame sounds make me feel the same way, they have to be caused by something real, something interactive. I made a suggestion on this very topic once, read or ignore as you wish: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/16342-player-activated-environment-sounds/
  23. Max Planck

    Another Quick Update 5 December 2013

    Max Planck replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info

    When first starting, I turned the music off after approximately 71/2 minutes. It's still that way.
  24. Max Planck

    cat and dog food -- bloodbags

    Max Planck replied to yazar8's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    It's all I ever eat. Can't beat the shelf life and the wholesale price.
  25. Max Planck
    Yeah, I'm so anal retentive it hurts. I sort my M&M's according to colour before eating them... By the way, you spelled 'gauge' wrong. Couldn't help it, sorry.
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