Max Planck

Merged. Carefully read the first post of this thread, then edit the relevant info into your post above.

"The Slavs are an Indo-European ethno-linguistic group living in Central Europe, Eastern Europe, Southeast Europe, North Asia and Central Asia, who speak the Indo-European Slavic languages, and share, to varying degrees, certain cultural traits and historical backgrounds. From the early 6th century they spread to inhabit most of Central and Eastern Europe and Southeast Europe. Slavic groups also ventured as far as Scandinavia, constituting elements amongst the Vikings; whilst at the other geographic extreme, Slavic mercenaries fighting for the Byzantines and Arabs settled Asia Minor and even as far as Syria. Later, East Slavs (specifically, Russians and Ukrainians) colonized Siberia[31] and Central Asia. Every Slavic ethnicity has emigrated to other parts of the world. Over half of Europe's territory is inhabited by Slavic-speaking communities. The worldwide population of people of Slavic descent is close to 350 million, making Slavs among the largest panethnicities in the world." It's copy+paste, but still better than using an ethnic term derogatorily. Please keep in mind that we would like to have an active, working suggestion forum here, posts like this one isn't helping. Locked.

If people keep cluttering up the suggestion forum with their ever-so-funny joke suggestions, the actual, real suggestions will be overlooked. Please. Fun is fun, but this forum area exists for a reason. Let's not ruin it. Locked.

You have just volunteered to get the bear into the motion capture suit, how's your tuesday?

You have to click somewhere outside the 'title box', and there is a character limit too.

Wolves generally don't attack people, but wild (and tame!) dogs will maul you at the drop of a hat. Any hat. Wild/feral dogs are no joke, they know exactly how capable they are, how capable you are, and they work together as a group.

Nicely done, good work. I like the 'less military stuff, more sticks and stones' wibe I'm getting from Rocket there. And spears!

Merged.

When someone's posts feature strike-throughs by a mod, you can safely assume they have been warned. Please stop reporting issues that have been dealt with. Please take future matters of moderation to PM. But not with insults. Have a problem with someone? Report it, don't flame. It just keeps the place nicer. Now topic, and good night gentlemen (and I use that word in its loosest sense).

I haven't even left yet... 24 hour suspension. Play. Nice. Solve. Mystery. Stay. On-topic.

While everyone has been completely ignoring my on-topic reminder (I've cleaned the thread and send someone for a timeout), I've been on the server testing. I ran back and forth on the cost a lot, got three messages. "My heart beats faster than is normal" "My body feels numb" "I feel l'm about to soil my pants" No joke. I don't have the time to run around anymore, maybe someone else will continue the testing? It is rather interesting, I must say. I'll be back tomorrow with my little bag of suspensions, play nice. EDIT: I can confirm it was stable branch. There was me, two others, and about five clan guys in there.

Cut that shit. From now on, this thread is about figuring out what the problem is, not insulting each other. That goes for everyone. This kind of pile-on is bloody embarrassing.

Maybe this isn't the work of the devs? Still waiting for the server IP, that's the first step to figuring out the problem.

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/158966-dayz-standalone-server-hosting-rules-server-reporting/

What's the IP? No 'bandit hunter' server shows up in my browser.

Let's continue this without the personal insults, please. We are better than that, oh, so much bettererer.

This is pointless. There is no 'fix the zombies' button the devs can press, it's going to take time. I recommend waiting until the game is released and, until then, not make topics like this one. Locked.

This thread is for compiling the various alpha previews that are bound to show up. Hopefully this will help people who are on the fence about buying, or just curious about what the press might think. I'll kick it off with a couple, then you guys can post stuff as you find it. Links, vids, everything is good, I'll add it to the OP as you post it. RPS - Impressions: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/12/20/impressions-dayz/ RPS - Standalone Thoughts (newer) http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/01/06/im-a-survivor-dayz-standalone-thoughts/ Gamerheadlines - 'Review' http://www.gamerheadlines.com/dayz-standalone-review/

I shot this guy who was just standing there eating an orange, and he didn't even die. Just broke his legs.

The name of the motherboard doesn't matter, your monitor's resolution is crucial though.

Guys. As long as the devs consider autorun an exploit, you can't share scripts/macros here. Don't post them or advertise them in any other way, please. This stands until the forum team gets different instructions on this. Fini.

Merged. Your specs make no sense unless you include your monitor resolution, by the way. Playing a game on a movie theater screen is not the same as playing it on a Gameboy, the requirements are different.

Guys, just a little reminder: Personal insults aren't necessary, after all it's just a video game you are discussing. Let's not lose our sense of proportions. Furthermore, personal insults aren't allowed here, and people who use them will be dealt with in a cruel and unusual manner. These threads often go downhill very fast, let us keep this one sober.

Hnnng! No! http://circ.ahajournals.org/content/113/6/e85/F23.expansion.html