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Max Planck

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  1. Max Planck

    Two million units sold

    No worries, and I'm sorry about the snark. If I really believed you to be a troll I wouldn't bother discussing stuff with you, but I shouldn't be discussing anyway. I should be sleeping. Goodnight, and congratulations all! (I'll be sleeping in my complimentary lambo)
  2. Max Planck

    What happened to the fireaxe/ hatchet?

    http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/187821-changelog-stable-branch-044123800/
  3. Max Planck

    Two million units sold

    You said: And then you said: Funnily enough, you also said: One of them has to be incorrect. Logic, no?
  4. Max Planck

    Two million units sold

    Pointing out typos does not really further your case, but thanks! Edited. There is no 'fix problem' button that the devs just refuse to press. Issues must be identified, analyzed and worked upon. Proposed fixes must be tested, then probably redone and tested again. This is difficult work and it takes time. Claiming they haven't even started fixing them yet, at every possible opportunity, is not a genuine plea, it's a lie. I guess I'll see you in court, then.
  5. Max Planck

    Two million units sold

    Please don't tell people to fuck off from the forums, you are not making anything better. You are making it worse. Use the report button please, no need for this. We know the rules.
  6. Max Planck

    Two million units sold

    Did I consider your edit before you made it? No, sorry. I didn't. They are spending considerable time remaking the map and assets though, and that is not being done pro bono.
  7. Max Planck

    Two million units sold

    Those who will grab any opportunity to put down the game, no matter how inane or irrelevant their comments, that's who. Example: What about taxes? What about Steam's cut? What about the fact that throwing money at something won't automatically make it happen? Another example? Issues are being worked upon. That's a fact. Claiming otherwise is called lying. Third example?
  8. Max Planck

    Two million units sold

    The troll trap, it worked!
  9. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/158966-dayz-standalone-server-hosting-rules-server-reporting/
  10. Max Planck

    more military firearms

    He is banned anyway, I'll just lock this.
  11. Max Planck

    What's the current hacking status like in DayZ:SA?

    Third strike kapno, goodbye. Let's hope BE gets you too.
  12. Max Planck

    Correct the Changelog mistakes

    Oh, I see. Well, the devs posted it, so we won't be tampering with it unless they ask us to. Maybe they want it that way? Who knows.
  13. Max Planck

    Zombies on 3pp enabled (easy) servers

    You pick a topic that you know get people up in arms, then you make a provocative two-line thread about it. That's pretty bad form, and you know that. Your troll topic is now locked.
  14. Max Planck

    Correct the Changelog mistakes

    There are plenty of zucchinis.
  15. Max Planck

    Why do my arms look like salami?

    I think you might be on to something here... WallMan, can you test it?
  16. Max Planck

    Why do my arms look like salami?

    That's what I was hoping for when I clicked the thread. Still, can't say I'm disappointed. This is definitely my favourite thread at the moment. You chose the Miss Piggy skin. Lift the visor and show us your beautiful face! On topic: I'm partial to think it's the rendering being slow as well, but it could be that the skin was glitchy. It might be happening all the time for all I know. When you are all geared up in fatigues, duffelcoat, pilot helmet and designer glasses, who can tell what you look like underneath?
  17. Max Planck

    Why do my arms look like salami?

    Either you don't have freckles in Sweden, or you have very strange salami.
  18. Moved to the Gallery. Please stop crossposting this. EDIT: It's the mod, eh? Moved again...
  19. Max Planck

    New blue clinic building?

    OP has been answered, topic has been locked.
  20. Max Planck

    New blue clinic building?

    It was also in the previous patch, but I don't know before that. I remember finding it, just don't remember where... Somewhere on the east coast.
  21. Max Planck

    It's a trap!

    Nice write-up. On my first life (in the mod) I got lost in the woods and eventually died from thirst. Never saw a single player, zed or even a house.
  22. Max Planck

    bandanas should have multiple uses

    I read the title as 'bananas should have multiple uses', so naturally I was a tiny bit disappointed when I clicked the thread. I'd love to see bandanas used as armbands though.
  23. Max Planck

    Improvised AT Launcher

    Locked. Please stop posting your random stuff in General Discussion, we have both a suggestion forum and a search function.
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