Max Planck

It might help if you told us which server.

People spamming the respawn button eats up server ressources, that takes away from him, me and all of us.

No more map questions please, already asked... Added. Added. You can report it in the appropriate places. Already asked... What do you expect him to say? "No I will not fix hacking, I love it too much"? He already answered this many times, you can read all his posts in his profile. Please don't do that with the size and font, I like to be able to cut and paste. Your question is no more important than anybody else's. Already in there, close to the top. I'll rephrase it so it becomes more clear. Please guys, read the questions before posting. Updating this thread is a bit of a bitch, please help me out a little. No need for duplicates, opinion, concealed whines or colossal letters. Thank you.

I think your post was good. But not really a suggestion, which made it funny given its subject.

As if anyone will ever pay any attention to anything anyone types, more like. Did you see the 1.7.2.4 patch thread? Oh, my.

You forgot 'Do not post guides in the suggestion forum'.

You don't need to. You can open Rocket's profile, then click 'find content' in the upper right corner. Everything you can think of has already been asked, and the answers are there. Waiting.

Why Mr Mahler, isn't it nice to see a contemporary fellow around here. I believe I have gobbled up all your beans in Kamenka, pardon me much.

Nice ones. The shotgun card cracked me up.

Oh, I will. Every time you are boosting yours with another useless thread, I'll be there to remind you. Have a nice day.

Okay, let's rephrase: no one cares. Mmmmmmmmmm'kay?

http://en.wikipedia....tural_universal 'Dead Rising' ain't one. No one knows what you are talking about.

I did a little creative editing: Q: When Day Z goes standalone, are there plans to add more random loot/heli crash/vehicle spawns? Happy? More creative editing: Q: Will you enable player to become infected with zombie virus, and to infect others? See what I did? To the point, without opinion.

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth. Was that the 'Squeaky Voiced Teen' from the Simpsons calling some random guy a 'kid', then failing to bait and kill him? Pa-fucking-thetic.

New questions added, except: I'm not completely sure I understand, do you mean that 'bandits' should not be able to loot 'survivors'? If so, he has said that there will be no obstacles to pvp other than those we make ourselves (paraphrased). I'm very sure he is aware of it, if not, he is now. From now on I will update this thread once daily.

Yes, that is what it means.

What the buggery fuck is that supposed to mean?

You and me both. Thank you for answering, we all know you are busy. Well, you better be! Try this: http://dayzmod.com/f...wn-how-to-play/ it shows you how to join servers via the 'remote' button. Map question added. I'll answer that myself: All of them! He's hardly coding these days, only reading pony threads. The dog turned out to be a bastard, wouldn't run up hills. Like zeds. I'll add it anyway.

NWAF and NEAF are not the same.

Berezino army camp. EDIT: Heh, didn't get ninja'ed this time! I like these questions, it's kinda like a game show. See who can hit the red button first!

Try searching the less crowded areas of the map, hilly forested places. You might get lucky and find something.

This: http://dayzmod.com/f...ctivity&mid=199 , (press 'only posts' to the left). should be mandatory reading before posting here. If people could be bothered to do 5 minutes of research, this thread would be about 6 pages long. EDIT: Ok, it took a while to get the link right. But seriously, everything is in there. Want to know why shit is brown? How old a fox can get in captivity? How many midgets fit in a phone booth? The guy knows it all, and shares it! Don't post here, go look!

You're in luck then, it's a 5sec logout timer.

It seems the 'alt-f4' part is affecting your reputation, not the login/out.

I'd rip someone else's hair out.