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Max Planck

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  1. Max Planck

    Hacking shitty mod.

    This won't go anywhere. Locked.
  2. Max Planck

    I am a hacker!

    Depends. When I was sixteen I lived on my own and had a job, didn't feel like much a child at all. I think the child/young adult/adult cut-offs are very individual, cultural differences comes into play as well. EDIT: I googled dbz, what the hell? Dragon Ball? I AM old...
  3. Max Planck

    I am a hacker!

    No I did not, I was born sixteen year old and angry. Goodlooking, though, in a sort of rakish way.
  4. Max Planck

    I am a hacker!

    I don't know what dbz is, but that was funny.
  5. Max Planck

    I am a hacker!

    Yay a pun! This thread started out 'meh', but you saved it. The pun is to jokes what the limerick is to poetry: Boss.
  6. Max Planck

    Can I run DayZ with my pc spec?

    You'll be just fine then, you're welcome!
  7. Max Planck

    Can I run DayZ with my pc spec?

    LCD screens have a specific resolution they are supposed to be run at, if you google the name of your monitor you'll find the native resolution for yours.
  8. Max Planck

    Can I run DayZ with my pc spec?

    You should run it at your monitor's native resolution. If you want to test if it works before buying, just get the Arma2 demo.
  9. Max Planck

    Can I run DayZ with my pc spec?

    In that case it might be a bit choppy. Try running the demo first, it's called Arma2 Free I think.
  10. Max Planck

    Can I run DayZ with my pc spec?

    If you post the name of your monitor (probably a string of letters and numbers), I'll find out.
  11. Max Planck

    Can I run DayZ with my pc spec?

    I have the same cpu as you, but only one (you have two???), coupled with a HD 5770 which I believe is similar to your card. I run the game fine at 1920x1080 with AA off. What's your resolution?
  12. Max Planck

    Morhpine Emergency - How about a BRANCH!!! ?

    Don't crawl through doorways or over steps, then it won't happen anymore. Took me to legs to learn, now I only break them on zeds every once in a while.
  13. Max Planck

    Morhpine Emergency - How about a BRANCH!!! ?

    Hey, that one is good! Morphine and splint. That way you won't have to crawl for five hours if you break your leg up north with no morphine (merely stagger along for three), and morphine will also be less of a magical fix-all potion. It would require you to work harder to sort out your leg, but at the same time be less incapacitating. I like.
  14. Max Planck

    dayzmod.com - Aug 2012 - Q&A with Rocket

    Added. I have no idea how to get all those bullet points into a single line. Can you rephrase? Nah. I think question #16 covers that fairly well. I think question #32 covers that fairly well. I think question #39 covers that fairly well. Added.
  15. Max Planck

    What is D-Sync?

    That sounds better than my explanation, it would also explain why I get the icon a lot on some servers, and not on others. Thanks for correcting.
  16. Max Planck

    What is D-Sync?

    Thanks. Being sarcastic always yields many more beans than being helpful, that always strikes me as odd... Have some too.
  17. Max Planck

    Morhpine Emergency - How about a BRANCH!!! ?

    Patching your leg up with a branch wouldn't really work, but you could certainly use a big one to support yourself while walking slowly. I like the idea. And this is the 'suggestion' forum where features are being suggested. Be somewhere else.
  18. Max Planck

    What is D-Sync?

    No you miss the point. The point is, a guy comes in to ask a technical question whereafter two other guys take the time out of their undoubtedly busy schedules to give him the shaft over his spelling. I described it as dick replies, because that's what they are. Thinking about joining the spelling police, are we? You might want to look into the difference between 'your' and 'you're' before you dedicate yourself completely to the cause.
  19. Max Planck

    What is D-Sync?

    If you are worried about the amount of keystrokes you make, you could save a whole lot by not posting a retarded answer. Just sayin'.
  20. Max Planck

    What is D-Sync?

    It's when you lag so bad that you are no longer synchronized with the server. You can see a little broken chain link on screen when it happens, and If you log out while it is there your progress might not be saved. You should probably have posted this in the new player forum, you would have gotten less dick replies.
  21. Max Planck

    Beep Beep Where is My Fing Jeep?

    Try looking in the previous place you saved it, if you can remember where that was. I had a similar thing happen with my bike.
  22. Yeah! That thread rocks, thanks for making it. I'll link to it from the question thread, I keep meaning to but forgetting. Check it out people, some of it is outdated but it is still a very good reference.
  23. If you open Rocket's profile, you can click the 'find content' button in the upper right corner, then see everything the guy wrote. It's not perfect, but it's the easiest way to get the words from the horse's mouth.
  24. He has posted here 1359 times. If I was him, I would have sold the idea to EA or some other dicks, then posted Goatse pics all over the forums before pissing off to southern France to live in a pile of babes and money.
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