Max Planck

I understand you are frustrated, but please refrain from posting your question in multiple topics and forum areas. The forums are a bit slow, but someone will help you eventually. Do you have a 5rnd clip, by the way?

Critique and complaints are a-okay, insults aren't. Locked.

Is your resolution incorrect? Can you not seem to adjust it no matter what you do? Here is the solution: First method: 1. Set aspect ratio 2. Quit game 3. Relaunch, then set resolution. Second method: 1. Locate the .cfg file here: C:\Users\MyUser\Documents\DayZ\DayZ.cfg and open it with wordpad or similar. 2. Change the resolution values, thusly: Resolution_W=1920 Resolution_H=1080 Remember to replace those values with your monitor's native resolution. 3. Save and launch DayZ. Guide with pictures

Sorry to disappoint, but she is clearly wearing a shirt. Look at the sleeve rolled up at her elbow. Of course you can always ignore my comment and let your imagination carry you away on the wings of love.

On stuck characters: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/191410-dayz-support-stuck-characters/

The pants are very obviously cursed, I wonder which grissly end their new owners met with.

Well, I... What.

I cannot unsee the googly eyes on that first video.

Merged. Just one topic, please.

Please follow the dev reports and comments. The devs are working on the game, there is no reason to suggest that they carry on doing it.

Try having a look at the stickies in the forum area I've just moved this into.

Contact BattlEye support, no one here deals with bans.

Let me introduce you to: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/16129-chernarus-limericks/

- Don't bump excessively or unnecessarily. No more than once per 24hours.

Best way to run it is running it through Steam. DayZLauncher can also be used. DayZCommander can not be used.

You need to provide more details, or no one will be able to help you. Has it worked in the past? Which servers are you trying to join? Are you on stable or experimental? What error message do you get exactly? That kind of thing.

If someone is breaking any rules, please report their server using the usual means. That's quite enough. Goodbye Caboose, and don't say we didn't try. EDIT: As the rules are a bit fuzzy on the issue, I'll ask for clarification from Bohemia then post a final update to this topic.

1. antibacterial tablets 2. antivomit 3. antiradiation 4. uppers 5. birth control 6. downers 7. Cyanide 8. Krokodil

Nicely done, now all you need is a gate and some flowers. Maybe a garden gnome. Devs, flowers please.

Same here, I'm pretty sure that'll be the point where I start playing again.

Do you have a firewall blocking it?

Here's a guide pinned by one of the devs: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/224710-performance-issues/

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/191410-dayz-support-stuck-characters/

Change it back to 1920x1080 in the config file, as described in the second option in the first post of this topic.

Have a look here: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/224710-performance-issues/