Max Planck

Here is a link to the Bug Report forum: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/forum/8-bug-reports/ Please read this before posting there: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/2-please-read-before-starting-thread/ Locked.

Please write in english, maybe use a google translate or similar?

Private hives have their own brand new forum now, and you my friend are going there. Moved.

Speak for yourself only, ok? You being a cheater does not make everybody one.

I guess the reason more topics are being locked, is that more topics without any value to the community is being made. If people have something to say, some point to their tirade, then we won't lock their thread, but if it is just another whine it doesn't contribute to the community. To contribute, you need to bring something new to the table, something that involves others in the community. Not just I was teleported, I was killed, I lost my rifle... That gets tedious when you have read it the n'th time, it might make you think that you should add your tale of woe as well. Well, you shouldn't. It is no secret that the mod is under attack from scripters, it is no secret that there are bugs. Everybody knows it, nobody is special. In the end, it's a game. We are playing/waiting to play a videogame, the world is not coming to an end and neither is the forums. Just a game.

First, I was being very classy. Very classy indeed. Then I changed my title, you can do that when you have five hundred posts. An easy way to get those is to spam viagra ads all over the forums, just do it in a sneaky way so we don't catch you.

Off-topic. And seriously, we have a search bar. Moved.

Changed the title, locked the post. All in a days work.

It was 'Fan Boy Bitch', but I changed it up a little, our mothers might be watching. I'm also going to lock this, thusly: Locked.

Nobody here can move you, it happens to everyone. Locked.

I aim for that to be a permanent condition in everyone. I'm all puppy eyes. Still gonna ban his ass.

It's always me.

I think someone needs a hug. Trigonometry, I'm always here for you.

They would if we had a classifieds section, they would probably stop playing the game altogether just to look at it. We could become the new Facebook.

We should have a 'classified ads' section of the forums, that would be so cool and 80's like. *Masculine bandit seeks feminine ditto. Must like long walks at the bean coast* That kind of thing.

Do what I do: Run around up north and eat animals. Look around in the woods, see what you can find. If you find wheels, it's showtime! Die in a blaze of automotive glory, rinse, repeat.

We have server forums, let's go check them out. Moved.

I hope your ass will itch and your arms are too short. Locked.

You can actually make a fleshlight with a tent and a skinned rabbit. I'll show you how for the fn fal.

Current loadout: Bandage, painkillers, fleshlight. Wanted loadout: Tools, FN FAL (not the NV model), DMR, G17, morphine(!), ammo, Camo (not ghillie), Coyote backpack. No pasta.

You created an account to say that? Well, thanks. You can go now.

I don't see the benefit, other than the possibilities for fingerpointing and going 'nah-nah-nah-naaah-nah' it would provide. We are supposed to be testing, splitting the so called community wouldn't do any good that I can think of.

Nice stealthy WarZ advert. Locked.

Everyone but me, it seems. Field telephones could be fun, though. Not very practical since they are corded, but for camps/bases/defenses they would be great I think. Sort of a 'forward observer' tool.

Gallery. Moved.