boneboys

Yes, but experimental servers are having trouble and may be down/unavailable. This is not a good time to try and play on experimental servers. I have just asked someone to opt out of Experimental test which he has done, so I'm not sure what your problem is !

Are you saying that there is no "opt out of beta" option available ?

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/177199-experimental-branch-testing-how-to/ There are different and more efficient ways to get the Experimental Servers up to the Top of the list. Hit the "version" tab is best. Experimental servers are a bit hit and miss at this time, or so I am led to believe but you can always role back to Stable by opting out of the beta. As always Read the Rules and Stickies. before making another Topic.

Topic opened. The OP considers his Topic to be "a harmless satire of what an internal monologue might be for a hypochondriac who plays the game". I consider it not to be DayZ SA related and therefore not suited to the DayZ General Discussion Forum. I was half tempted to move it to the Suggestion Forum and then lock it for being non conform to the Guidelines. Please continue but please go easy on the gifs...

Troll you are. You have been reported too often for different reasons in different Topics.

Well, your sig was reported a couple of DayZ ago, so I changed the fuck to Duck. You can have the Quack Quack to your credit.. ************************************ Changing compatibility mode to XP is not the way to go. DayZ SA is not compatible with XP. Post your specs and which version of DayZ the crashes happen on, Stable/Experimental/both ?

You should be fine with that build.

OP has set Vids to Private. Locked.

Vids are Private.

I modified it a couple of DayZ ago. You know, I've got a thing about Ducks, quack quack. OP sounds like the trouble is on his end...

Member suspended. Troll.

EDITED... Merged.

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/170295-read-before-posting/

Not a Troubleshooting subject. There are many Hacker Topics (too many).

Both DayZ Staff and Moderators have posted giving advice. If you want to help, you know what to do.

Incorrect, I know exactly what you are talking about and it does not concern the Topic and its intention. The problem is that you have completely derailed the Topic with your own conception on how the Devs should communicate or how you wish them to communicate with YOU. There are one thousand (1000) non registered people viewing the Forums at this time who would like perhaps, when regarding this Topic gather some feedback on the subject which concerns the Pending Changelog: Experimental Branch: 0.42.116002 and not your derailing and Off-Topic comments. The Devs have chosen to communicate using different outlets including this Forum, as and when they esteem apt, I do not see that this will change in the future and that is fine and wise in my opinion. Do not continue to post anything that is not relevant to the subject matter. This applies to other members, not only yourself. Stay on Topic.

Rant Topic has become ranting Topic (as always).

I was told that sticks and bandage combined = splint which will fix broken arm/leg. I have not confirmed this myself.

I am conducting a scientific study.

Pfft. There is a lot of dialog from the Dev's, you just need to look...and read ! http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/forum/131-devtracker/ Fortune_Finder Stop arguing and insulting, you are off-topic.

Links ? Because there are if you search. Has been suggested. Topics have been made. It is also in the Bug Tracker (ffs).

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/179985-authentification-timeout-steam-down/

Stickies and Rules,,,read them. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/154395-can-i-run-dayz-retail-post-here/

Topic title EDITED. Steam is down.