-Gews-

I'm sure taking a hacksaw to a Benelli's gas system is going to end up well...

Nobody can do anything about it unless he posts his GUID.

"Help please" This is less detailed than a message I'd expect to find floating in a bottle...

If they add guitars, they need to add a banjo as well...

What counts as unarmed? I've had people throw cans my way before. That shit can be deadly...

I want some body snatchers myself...

i always at leastattempt to make sure my post are somewhat coherent and not walls of txt. i hate it wen ppl dont bother it just shows they arent willing to put in the efort to make their posts legible so y should i take the effort to read their posts

You might be able to survive it at 1500m. :lol:

Not a new hack. Old hack. ;)

This. Jams should be rare if you perform basic maintenance. Rifles shouldn't be jamming all over the place, look at the stories of how much abuse and neglect AKs can take. I hope they implement it somewhat realistically.

Well not one made of 3D printer plastic... the newer 3D printed versions are getting about 80 shots though. :lol:

Polymer guns aren't "less reliable"...

I want urinals like these: Laughter while you pee!

I want the health system redone to be a lot more realistic. I think after being hit there should be a minimum time period before you can simply fix broken legs or stop bleeding. Keep the actual firefight and immediate aftermath realistic as possible, if they survive that then allow them to fix their legs, etc. I disagree with this part, if a 7.62 blows apart your heart or goes through both lungs or severs your spine, you're gonna die. There should be more hitboxes and randomness introduced for body shots. There shouldn't be "death rays" killing by hitting your foot like the AS50.

Implement rabbit starvation, bunnies are OP.

You dance logged? For shame! :lol: You probably won't lose your items. You can stop dancing by changing your weapon, by the way, but it's best to get off the server immediately.

IMO logging after a mere 30 seconds (in this situation) is combat logging, whether the timer says so or not. Like TheDesigner said, it's still logging off to avoid death and it impacts the other player's game in a negative way. He was trapped in the fire tower and essentially "teleported" himself out of the game. That's what he should have done if he absolutely had to leave, run a few hundred meters away, hide in a tree and log.

How about once you die, your CD key is banned and you have to purchase the entire game again?

I guess if you just got the game you might need more tips... -when you spawn go to a city and loot the supermarket for supplies, then the hospital for morphine and antibiotics -then run North and loot deerstands I never stay near the coast.

I've eaten "thousand year eggs" but I wouldn't go near a 12-year old faggot. (I might go near a 12-year old Jimmy Dean Delights: Bacon, Egg, and Cheese, though)

Hueys. *cackle*

Like Brave.arse said, they're technically just infected humans, so there shouldn't be mutants or giant demons or flying baby heads like in Doom or House of the Dead. Does that mean they shouldn't be challenging? No... in my opinion they're not enough of a threat, they're laughably easy to avoid. It annoys me when people say stuff along the lines of "zombies are eagle eyed! They're OP! They saw me crouching from almost 100m away!" Well, no shit, you can see them from several hundred meters, what are you complaining about? This is a freakin' zombie survival mod, the key word there is "zombie", people should be killed by zombies far more often. Zombies need to be much more dangerous, hopefully the standalone will provide that.

BetterDeadThanAbusiveAdmin. : )

I've seen them hacked in a few times in Wasteland, terrible pilots, couldn't hit anything smaller than, oh, a Stary Sobor, say. I also saw a flight of four AN-2 biplanes in DayZ... seemed mighty suspicious given the admin was one of the pilots. "Don't mind us, just a few badasses."