humandirty

Demo Derby. I got dibs on the bicycle

Ooh a piece of candy! works everytime.

Lol i spent literally hours one day trying to jam some scrap metal into my broken gps.

Fucking Mitch Connor.

If you just cant go without a vehicle then join a private hive with extra vehicles. They are normally more populated though so your loot may not be yours for long kinda defeating the purpose, but fun for a joy ride or two Oh and yes server hoppings bad.

So many good storys here. Havent had time to read them all yet and hand out some beans but i look forward to reading alot of them. For now though here is my heros tale of namalsk. So i join a private hive server with extra vehicles and inhanced loadout on Namalsk. Fresh spawn at the old sawmill. Instantly i can hear the roar of rotors from the clouds. Im so close to old hospital i say fuck it and go there unarmed other than the axe i started with. Lucky me no zeds in sight. Noones there or so i think. I had found a winchester in the store so i was ready to fight for my life if needed. But with so much death flying in the killfeed I knew someone had stop these cowards raining death from the sky. After i blow the windows out of the hospital with a gernade i got off a dead zombie i hear a ural rolling up. I use direct chat to warn the intruder of my deadly aim but also of my intentions of not killing him if he would respond to my calls. He says "dont shoot im a medic" Im very unsure of this as i hadnt seen any medics around yet on the island in a week or more of hiking the snowy mountains. I decide its well worth the risk to leave him be to do his job if he's speaking the truth. I loot what i can and even found some antibiotics. As im leaving town heading towards the harbor as there is smoke billowing from something down there i hear the screams of a survivor getting eaten alive. Is it the medic i think? fuck it he needs a savior and im the man for the job. I sprint balls deep into a mob of zeds in the school. Blood fountain coming from the second story. He cant chat as hes out cold but im hoping its the medic. I take out 20+ zombies to get to him and also attracting every zombie in the area. I bandage him and continue wasting zeds while he morphines. I offer him blood if we can escape. "hurry down the ladder" as the stairs are full of hungry zombies. We made it out to the hospital. Blood transfusion a success. At this point i know he wouldnt dare try harm me. I could have taken his ural and/or a fresh spawned civ. heli he had parked next to. But I think he needs it more than I. As one last act of kindness i give him my antibiotics for any poor soul who may need them as i fear with so many heli's around i wont be surviving long. Its gonna be hell to get off this bare open fields island i had spawned on. So back to my mission at hand to investigate the downed player chopper at the harbor. Wide open fields seperate me from the crash site. I take off sprinting like its no mans land. The roar of rotors is getting louder! fuck me i think. I know they are going to old hospital as everyone must stop there eventually. I hit the deck in the middle of a open field. Keeping my head down i watch the heli drop 4 well equiped bandits to the hospital. Oh no All my help towards that medic is about to go down the drain. In the minute i had been running though apparently a uaz was being chased into town by the heli. Now half the server is at old hospital. The gunner rainging lead into town and small arms fire coming from every side of town. Im not equipped enough to take on either of these squads. What to do? I just watch from the open field hoping i wont be spotted. Names are scrolling fast as possible and dead bodys must be every where in town. Whats this i hear in the distance? Another heli is inbound. Im literally shitting my virtual pants as the first heli takes out the inbound one. BOOM it crashes only few hundred meters from me. The original heli swoops in to pick up any survivors they had left. To my suprise though they seeminly have setup shop at the harbor. Im behind enemy lines and noone knows im here. I sprint whenever i think the heli isnt looking or to far to see me. I make it to the base where i find their multiple tents of goodness. No 50 cals to take out the heli but im determined to avenge the medic. I take a m4 holo with m203 and a few explosive rounds. Im hiding in the construction building as the heli is now circling over head. They know im there. Zeds are all over and they arent fools. To my suprise though they land the thing! what? they must think im fresh spawn and havdnt found the tent. All it takes it 2 HE rounds to the side of the heli to make an amazing explosion. To my suprise 2 of the 3 are still alive and out cold. I stand over their bleeding bodys and tell them this is for killing so many fresh spawns and the medic. pop pop i double tap them both after my rant. Ahhh it feels good to be good. This is pretty long i know and i didnt even add all the little details. It was an amazing couple hours of heart pounding action where i mostly watched but in the end i was the one driving away in a ural full of loot..... with 2 downed choppers and 9 dead men in my rear view I head for vorkuta to help the poor bambis from them filthy bandits. Thanks for reading. I may die more often then not trying be helpful but for once it all worked out in my favor. Karma is great

Epic dayz battle. Thanks for sharing. I got a hard on just thinking of dying in a firefight like this.

When i try to be friendly in game i always offer gear. Not a weapon until they really prove themselves. Give someone matches and map on namalsk they might just love you forever. Also i always say i have a tent with badass gear that im willing to share if they play nice. Just to give them a reason not to shoot me in the back during our travels.