Reverend Killjoy

Here is my catch for a hard day's nights work

hey so i want to see some pro tips from bandits ( or murderers whatever the fuck you wanna call it boys) i will start 1) Best place is the church. first place a gun without bullets on the ground a few meters inside, in plain view. Now go wait behind the coffin looking things on either side of the church. Make sure its a 3rd person server. position so that you are out of site of the front door. Use freelook to get a view of that door bro. Now when you see some guy come in DONT RUSH.. if he is unarmed he will bend to pick up that gun. NOW lean out and nail him. if he is armed do not let him get any further in than the chairs or he will see you on 3rd person also 2) Go into the house by the supermarket in elektro. wait for footsteps in the area or gunshots and now use direct chat to say you need HELP in the supermarket, that you need BLOOD or something. If you are in the rite house you can see into the supermarket from the window.. just be sure you arent dealing with another alphamale who is also going to trick you by going to the same place to shoot into the supermarket!! this happened to me once. if all goes well, they will wander into that supermarket and you have a perfect shot more to come !!

its just a feeling,, its not fact,,, because karma is like ghosts (not real either btw),, i'm on day 10 and all i do is kill anything that moves, longest charactar yet. i guess budda approves

oh boohoo whatever bro, this is how i play dayZ deal with it already,,,,,,,,,

shit and u dont even needed to read my palm to know that/..??

raelly? try to beet me on kontent

concept art: i take it to the bank monday

nice,,,, now wheres that mathematician guy to figure out ur humanity i was discassing this with my gf and she think in one hour you can ween 50ml of tear from a average carebear,, so you have collected 400ml so far and thats good going,, i ask my broker how much he expecting when we launch Carebear Water and he think as much as $200/100ml, so my friend you are sitting on $800 right now bro,,, PM me if u wanna go into business with me selling carebears their own tears back to them,,, its gonna be beutifal

well i think u are at teh wrong thread for this comment BUT actually it depends,,,, Both of these scenarios is possible,,,,,,: in the end there is always enough pussy to go around two alphas can really tear shit up bro

u are my favorite carebear ,, inspired me to write the bandit hymn :D

hay come to think of it,,, looting, killing and stealing territory from INFERIOR enemy (especially unarmed or inadequately armed enemies) has been EXACTLY how humans are since history began,,, we havent changed much at all from the baboons/chimps etc,,,, u know why there isnt baboon troops who warn rival troops with sounds and then retreat if the other troop is asleep/or the males are out foraging? thats because those "fair-fighting" troops would DIE OUT and not BREED. the most ruthless troop survives, dominates and seeds the next genaration.. exactly like humans

dayz is the bigest most raelistac deathmatch going..,, plus its awesome feeling to kill someone when u know they spended ages colecting their gear pls forward speling corrections to umadbro@alpha-bandit-king.com

lol //imagines lonely single dudes trying to meet friends/partner in post apocolypse because they couldnt before i think the carebear haters dont want to play solo but just dont have any RL friends to play with.,, they realise they cant make friends in this game becase exactly the same thing happened in dayz as would happen in RL apocolypse,,,,i.e. everyone gets paranoid OR suffers being lured into alpha trap and die,, its kill or be killed,, except for those u know personally,, just like baboon wars in the jungle,, watch those guys ;; they kill for the shits and giggles as well as loot/territory,,, its part of our base nature

I announce myself all the time because i am constantly sniping people,, its great,,, draws in what i call marlins (geared up ppl),,, then i kill their asses too

are u fer reel? :D

finaly, u says something smart :D

lol sure he did.. he said zorro is a example from fiction,, and robin hood a example from history. history is real like i checked,, cry harder

double post,,, i take this opportunity to say,,, waaaaaaaaa,,,waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the episode of Walking dead only came to be discussed when theTaltsi say its impossible to lure without modern communication.. he communicated using a white flag.. He lured them into a false sense of security and then killed them, by lying, which is all i said afterward. I never mentioned luring them to a **place**!! maybe you need to get the context rite yourself :D :D :D you phailed hard to beat me there bro you also say "in fact" when i already pointed out your closing point.,, so er go have a lay down bro

lol buddy,,, the Robin Hood from hollywood is not real,, both zorro and robin hood you imagine are fiction,,, he was a womaniser and a alcoholic dumbass :D sure its a game exactly,, thats why im not pretending to have a moral code,, im just using the guns in the game to kill players and thats all,, you are playing a pretend game within a game!! i love your tears boiii, see u on the coast soon

u sound like Zorro bro,, lol lets play make-believe and pretend!!! moral code in the post apocolypse!! yeah!! i mean killers, thieves etc have such an impressive moral code in the present day,,,

i dont know if these carebears are for real or not,,, but i am glad they spread this pussy philosophy,, makes for easyier game for the majority of the playerbase

lol good meme,,,

its ok to say fucking bro

I kill for sport