Reverend Killjoy

Now that you mention it I was busy sniping when i heard this CRUNCH from legs breaking right next to me.... . he died from the fall and he had an axe!! i was all like

ya i havnt had a DMR before this so its crazy fun. the story of how i got it is even crazyier. i have taken 19 lives with it in just two days anyway, more screen-caps. this guy was a classic, caught him freelooking right at me just before i put him down

Dude private servers suck totally, public hive is where its at, no control freak admins

5) Man is naturally intrigued by fire

LOL to the guy on the bike on FR129 about an hour ago.. wow man. i honestly was just pot shotting by the time you weaved into those trees and i figured u D/Cd... i must have put 2 mags into this. then i see your tears on direct... those sweet sweet tears. Fuck you assholes? I am but one man but thankyou for comparing my rapid fire to that of a group. Rott in hell you say? Well, this is when I knew you must have had some good gear. So i actually came down that mountain. I thankyou for your tears, your m4, beans and the bike i commandeered for parking by the houses directly under Death Mountain and which proved lucrative after destroying the front tire and scoping out from :D :D :D

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OP man why do you think you can actually find and pick up Civilian clothing ?? It's so that a bandit can disguise himself as a Survivor and con your dumbass even more.

I have to be honest that I am neither interested in reinforcing your search for acknowledgment of your existence by thusly responding, or in by indulging in a discussion about the romanticist view of the post apocolypse, or otherwise as you may see it ... my good man, this thread is for idea on how to trick carebears into a death trap, so get THESE nuts

3) Do not roll with a name like The Noob Killer, Ultimate Pyscho, Killer etc etc. How is that going to bode to your advantage in direct comms? Go with Friendly, Looking for Team-mates, Honest Warrior etc etc

Textbook man, textbook

Taken from: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bandit Let me just finish off the definition given in that source bro which you failed to do Deal with it booooooooiiiiiiiiiiii!!

Isn't it obvious?

LOL yes OP I get satisfaction just like most of the players in dayz. hardly anybody uses this forum compared to the game it looks like and it seems more like a place to play pretend compared to the game lol. dayz has no in game rules or objectives, so anyone can do whatever they want. there is no difference between a murderer and bandit since you get the same skin for killing dudes that have no gun or killing dudes with a gun. oh man i dont even know where to start with the concept of a moral compass in the post apocolypse lol. what do these pussies know anyway every time i nail an unarmed guy i just laugh imagining one of these kids going nuts on the forum. dayz, best game ever