Reverend Killjoy

If you want some protips on upclose combat check out my thread How to trick carebears into death traps ((***EDIT: ok man i see why you dont understand,, you cant use this sniper tactics in the church or in the elektro supermarket.. i didnt explained this fully in that thread, ,, Tactic (1) and tactic (2) are better for short range gun like shotgun or AK47 I am gonna keep practising my sniping until you come get this rifle from me carebear, but that wont happen..you guys break your legs trying to get me ,,,, LMAO

Hey i go on whatever server is most full, becase thats where the most carebears are at most of these photos are not on such a server, you can tell that because the crosshair is on them with no name,,, dont worry this protip is free

=========================== DAY 4 DEBRIEF =========================== Carebear Tally: 5 ___________________________ ___________ Okay so I STILL need something to drink, where is the best of places to get some water for my bottle near Death mountain??

dude if Karma exists then how is it so that only these kind of Alpha male succeed to most powerful position? or do you believe the lies? or is Karma a byproduct of zombies? Is karma only going to happen in zombie apocolyse? it sure fucking dont happen before it

ok pictures and commentary time!! so all the carebears finaly get it!!

in this current situation you say of the zmobie apocalypse (not so realistic) then you have to watch the latest episode of WALKING DEAD my good man!! ,, does that Guvnor make it clear he comes to kill all the soldiers? no he come waving a fucking white flag and THAT is how the Alphas do it :D

LOL HE MAD!!! maybe alphas dont use forums so much ,,, just out there killing carebears? :)

yes it would have been a great story ,, anyway a few minutes later i see three person die the same time so i think it was them,, one is called MUTATOR ,, so maybe a hacker. well i am heading back to Death Moutnain for Day 4, sitrep comes sooN!

er wtf?? I was not being sarcastic... ,,, the army, police, secret servise, criminals all of them LURES the enemy if they have any idea what they are doing,, in to TRAPS ,, thats how humans work, deal with it! faggot

almost to a minus quarter millions of humanity.... :D :D :D i am coming from your tears carebears

yeah depends on the time but usually there are 1 , 2 or 3 full server at most on public hive... still i always play onto them, its real dayZ. i hate private becase the admins SUCK and CHEAT!!,,, also usually empty ,,.

Luring is totaly the realistic thing to do,,,, nice work

Roughly translated:

Yes it really is Tear Season ,, now is the best time to get out there and plow those carebears!

they are using double think.. ,, i think! lol.. they pretend that it is this way becase they think all dayz player use this forum and also believe it and play that way.. thats so stupid for so many reason lol ,,, just go join a dayz server, get ur ass shot and u know its still ruled by the Alphas

------------------------------- Situation Report #1: ------------------------------- TIME: DAY 3 ============================== LOCATION: DEATH MOUNTAIN ============================== SITREP: THIRSTY, WINNING ============================== DEBRIEF: Encountered vehicle with multiple persons. Attempted to destroy tires however distance was too considerable or otherwise inefective with so many tires. ______________________________ FIG A: ______________________________ Encountered newspawn. ______________________________ FIG B: ______________________________ Althou I had 6 mags for DMR i knew that 4 were almost totally empty so that was a problem. then i found this tent ______________________________ FIG C: _______________________________ 6 more full DMR mags for teh win. that tent is at DE285 right now and has an m4 with mags. I am going back on that server now ,,,,,,,,,, come at me BITCHES!

500 views makes for a success, i know that the alphas out there heeded my advises and are now putting them to practice on the carebears :D

If you want pro tips on how to do the dirty work up close then check out my "How to trick carebears into death traps" thread ,,

you will find there are all kinds of fish swimming between Elektro and Cherno, which is where Death Mountain is .. That's the thing about fishing. You never know what kind of night its gonna be, sometimes it seems like hours go by with nothing at all and then suddenly you are landing fat ghillie marlins. but ya gotta have the bait fish to attract the marlins see

okay so i have been working on this Hymn for bandits ,,, during the quieter times up there.. i hope you enjoy.. It should be sung like Sing Hosanna ♫ Give me beans for my hunger, keep me camping Give me mags for my rifle I pray Give me dew for my thirst, keep me camping Keep me camping till the end of day ♫ Sing Brave-Bandit Sing Brave-Bandit Sing Sing Brave-Bandit to the King Bandit Sing Brave-Bandit, Sing Brave-Bandit Sing Brave-Bandit to the Alpha-male ♫ Make me fishers of newspawns keep me scanning Make me fishers of noobs I pray Make me fishers of newspawns keep me loling Keep me busy till the end of day ♫ Give me joy in my heart keep me sniping Give me joy in my heart I pray Give me joy in my heart don't Alt-F4 Keep me sniping till the end of day ♫ Give me peace in my heart keep me laughing Give me peace in my heart just rage Give me peace in my heart keep me laughing Keep me laughing till the end of day ♫ Give me torches for my backpack keep me lolling Give me something to kill I pray Keep me happy till the break of day Give me rounds in my rifle keep me owning Keep me up this mountain till the end of day