Reverend Killjoy

na bro i prefer DMR, its faster firing and double zoom, higher mag capacity,,, definataly my favourite. he did have some range finders which i took but i dont need to use them anymore,, i know exactly where to aim at anything from up there now lol,, i also took some beans and pepsi which i needed,, the guy with the AK74 had morphine which is always good to have up Death Mountain!! if i take out another alpha i could keep his rifle in the backpack if your needing one? i'm only keeping noobtorches in there anyway lol,,, and i know u are safe :D maybe we can team up and spit roast these carebears

Hey guys i am reporting in for Day 8 DEBRIEF,, i holed a bunch of bait-fish today and it drew in some interesting marlins,,,, the pictures tell the storyies..,

i can tell u were shaking and sweating when u write this,,lol

sounds like u got alpha'd

LOL u are way off bro,,,, firstly nobody is "innnocent" in dayZ,, go join a server and get shot,, thats the truth of it and u know it!! alphas like me dont wonder why everyone hate him,,, we know its just some carebears on a forum and nothing like that in-game ,,, i enjoy the carebear hate :D here's the real logic; Kills unarmed survivor Checks forum for rage by carebear

I love it how carebears call friendly,, easyier to home in :D

so i was looking at my humanity trying to decide how many carebears i kill so far,, i see -176,000 humanity,, i checke the forum and i think its between -2000 to -3000 each kill or it seem like that when i make a kill anyway too. So you take your humanity and devide by 2500 in my case it suggest 70 kills..,, BUT you get more huamnity for killin zombies and some other stuff..this means thou i have at least 70 kills so that is the figure we take. SO how long does it take to load a new character when u died? for me on busy server its like 3 minates.. i know ppl talk about 1 minate or 10 minates but i think 10 is exagerating .. so i want to say 4 minutes SO 70 x 4 = 280,,, or 4 and a half hours..., so my Tears per carebare hour is 4.5 ,,, i deductad 4.5 hour from the universe.. perhaps if u consider zombie kill/other way of growing humantiy i have actually 5 horus. but if 4 minutes is too long avarage then i think 4 horus is a good T/CH still what is your T/CH?

you keep posting here ,, so i know you do give a fuck!!! i dont watch cartunes so i dont know your meme,,,, but u keep avoiding the math bro,,, !! how long is it goign to take u to figure it out!! its been like an hour already

is sarcasm how you admit defeet? dont give up manyou can work it out there is two ways at least to work it out.. Protip 2: The number will be higher (in minus) than 176,000 as I only have 4.5 T/CH Protip 3: the easiest way to work it out is to look at my T/CH rate...come on try it to figure out bro!! or can u explained how to figure it out the long hard way ignoring my T/CH??/ then i be impressed

ok bro,,, i am just waiting for u to explain how u getted +9000 humanity from 63 T/CH?? even if he lie, i just want to understand the math,,, pls help

i dnt think u understand the equazion man...,,, 9000 what? humanitys? here is a pro HINT;;;;;;; it will be a negative number!!thankyou for embarasing yourself with the wrong answer tho... :D :D :D

woah buddy 63 hours?? u gotta have dificulty walking with balls that big ,,,,so without giving it away pls mzltv...Who can figure out mzltv's present humanity?

beat it carebear!

dont worry,,, carebears gonna care

LOL carebear you are seeing it through carebear tinted eyes... he pulled out the pistol when the soldier in front TURNED AROUND!!,, he shot him when he wasnt LOOKING!! and there was no RISK since he lied that he was friendly and they believed it,,, then all the other soldiers are killed at the Pistol shot signal..,, it was a perfect alpha plan. you need to watch it again but wash your eyes lol,,,,

whats this carebear doing in the bandit forum anyway? It is a double thread since its also in the Survivor forum

TLDR

Well since I explained this tactics i start to notice more and more alphas up on Death Mountain ,, so maybe yes sir indeed ++++++++___________+++++++++__________ DAY 6 Carebear TALLY: 4 (( INCLUDING A DUO AGAIN )) ++++++++___________+++++++++__________

it is funny that i got my DMR from a hacker i killed,,, he was hiding in a house in elektro and there was heaps and heaps of wire and sandbags all round the house,,, i knew it was suspect,, then i hear on voip STAY AWAY WE WILL KILLON SITE! from this English guy.. Then he said MATE THERE ARE FIVE BODIES AROUND HERE YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH US,,, i was like FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER I AM GONNA FUCK YOU ALL UP.. i tried to see them from the supermarket but couldmnt and i knew they had a good view out front cos of all the bodies...so i tried to get up teh stairs but there was like 5 barbed wires so i said fuck this and combat logged upstairs ... i come back to the server and lean out the room and there is this ghillie guy with a DMR bent over a hacked weapon box,, i killed him fast with an ak47 and then heard his friend who was camping the stairs move around but he quit the server.. i was so pumped because i didnt know if there was more up there he just said "us" and "we" all the time. i crawled to his body and took that DMR and his NVG and then got out some grenades. i throwed the grenades at the hack box ,, 3 of them,, but it wouldnt blow up so i said fuck this and left the server too... THEN i was sniping carebears in elektro from a hill, not the usual hill behind the firestation but this other hill near the high value farm building.. anyway i was just lying in some bushes and totally randomly decided to freelook around me in 3rd person and just luckily saw this guy with an As50 jump down right along side me LOL and start aiming at the same area... i dont know if he was a hacker just trolling me or if he really didnt see me but i straight away turned around and shouted BOO MOTEHR FUCKER and just shot him in the head. i swaped my DMR for his as50 becase i thought it was better,,,,,, then i moved position and start to snipe and realise there is no double zoom?? anyway then a hacker appear behind me and execute me with a makaorv.. at least i think a hacker or maybe he was just looking for snipers to kill and actually finded me legit,,either way he got the drop and i repsawn ,, then i remember that the DMR is probably still on that dumbass who proned next to me,, so i ran back and it waS!!! since then, i bought a house on Death Mountain and never look back bros

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<p> Yes especially so since you already executed Barry and this is just a trap :D

wrong forum douchebag