First act as a bandit.

[nubcake211 10]

Well, today, just a few mins ago, i underwent my first act as a bandit. I was just at berezino and i found a fishing boat, never seen a boat before, so i took it for a spin, slow as hell, but it did the job as a living Camp, so while i was headed up north to my buddies chopper, some dude with a PXB, the fast boat, came and crashed into me out of nowhere, nothing was damaaged though. I saw he had a dmr on his back, so I knew he had good shit on him. The first thing i did then was say friendly, so i got out of my fishing boat saying its broken now, and got to the shore, during that we conversed a little bit, and after some time, while he was typing, i took my M9SD aimed for his head, and shot him/ Took his PXB, his DMR and an AS50 and other little goodies, including a coyote backpack.

Needless to say, felt REAL good after that. And after this success, im prolly gonna stay bandit, but not the dirty kind, a real one, one who doesnt feed on the weak Bambis.

[[Gen]Adzic 241]

You took advantage of a fellow survivor by posing as a friend and had the cojones (even after conversing) to shoot him in the head for his belongings. That takes gall, for that you have beans.

Your last sentence however... "im prolly gonna stay bandit, but not the dirty kind, a real one, one who doesnt feed on the weak Bambis."

Thats exactly what you did, and by saying that you have contradicted yourself.

[ybm 111]

You did shoot a guy after posing as a good guy which is cowardly in my book but a play that people use regardless. No beans or the tip of the hat. If I was being a bandit I would try to rob people instead of just saying friendly and shooting someone in the head.

[harley001 315]

Even when they

You did shoot a guy after posing as a good guy which is cowardly in my book but a play that people use regardless. No beans or the tip of the hat. If I was being a bandit I would try to rob people instead of just saying friendly and shooting someone in the head.

Even when they say friendly he was stupid to let a man with a axe get that close.

[Dragonborn (DayZ) 9]

Nice job you did everything you could to gain the upperhand and you did it well.

[nubcake211 10]

Well yea, I know, i was being a dirty bandit, but that was like a test to see if I can succeed, now that im prepared and stuff, ill do everything in my power to stay clean, plus, i saw gear man, it was like calling me, a telling me to come and take it. So I did what I needed to :P

[elf cakes 559]

i wish he'd blown your fucking head off you little lying shit

[Casual007 5]

I don't know why you have to justify yourself now. You're a bandit. A big boy now. You do whatever the fuck you want to do.

[TheMedic 58]

Yup, yer a TRUE bandit; you killed for gear, for survival, not just because you felt like trying to inflate your artificial e-peen.

[CannedPakes 5]

That's...just wrong. I feel so sorry for that guy. lol

Edited October 12, 2012 by CannedPakes

[nubcake211 10]

That's...just wrong. I feel so sorry for that guy. lol

That's...just wrong. I feel so sorry for that guy. lol

I didn't lol, I Felt like a GOD.

[JackONeill (DayZ) 15]

lol good job? if being a pussy is being a good bandit then congrats ..

[Dragonsire 18]

i wish he'd blown your fucking head off you little lying shit

Looks like some one is on the pill again...

[nubcake211 10]

lol good job? if being a pussy is being a good bandit then congrats ..

Yo, You have to trust me, he had the upper hand with a DMR and the other gun, So If id had gone 1v1, I obviously would have lost, so I took the easier and much more rewarding route :P

Edited October 13, 2012 by nubcake211

[JackONeill (DayZ) 15]

Your still clearly going to be the type of bandit that will call friendly then shoot you, at least when I have been attacked by bandits they have the BALLS to shoot first. yes im still calling you a pussy, mainly because few seem to realize a difference and maybe im wrong but As I see it, a pussy may perform actions of a bandit, IE kill and steal the hard earned loot of another survivor, however there is a difference, bandits who are not total pussies will carry out thier missions simply by stalking the prey, preforming the ambush and opening fire, either killing thier target or not. Pussies, will kill mainly by saying one of the following gerneric greetings: "Hey, friendly here do you need any help?" and then proceding to kill thier target while either from behind or while they are conversing, and then label themselfs as a bandit to make themselfs feel dangerous when however they would more than likely fail any face to face encoutner because thier skills are weak from never being flexed... what I had to respond to is the growing number of people bragging about this conduct on the fourms... real classy /endrant

Edited October 15, 2012 by JackONeill

[Bland 1]

Your still clearly going to be the type of bandit that will call friendly then shoot you, at least when I have been attacked by bandits they have the BALLS to shoot first. yes im still calling you a pussy, mainly because few seem to realize a difference and maybe im wrong but As I see it, a pussy may perform actions of a bandit, IE kill and steal the hard earned loot of another survivor, however there is a difference, bandits who are not total pussies will carry out thier missions simply by stalking the prey, preforming the ambush and opening fire, either killing thier target or not. Pussies, will kill mainly by saying one of the following gerneric greetings: "Hey, friendly here do you need any help?" and then proceding to kill thier target while either from behind or while they are conversing, and then label themselfs as a bandit to make themselfs feel dangerous when however they would more than likely fail any face to face encoutner because thier skills are weak from never being flexed... what I had to respond to is the growing number of people bragging about this conduct on the fourms... real classy /endrant

Honestly, I second this. But also, props to you for surviving that, running into another guy in the middle of the water, nothing else you can do if they out-arm you but try to outgun him (but having a DMR, kinda dumb idea). Had this been on land, then that's just his fault for trusting you. Good luck on killing and stuffs.

[mzltv 2281]

Looks like some one is on the pill again...

Sorry - someone really had to intervene with this little chap.

Women don't get angry when they go on the pill.. they get angry when they have periods. If your version of the story was true, then no-one would be getting laid out of fear of assault.