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Hetstaine

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Some weird self confessed tranny dude picked me up near Pop Ivan. Of course not minding a bit of wild tranny action i jumped in for a ride..thing was i didn't know he was also a crazy fuck..after several Slender Man chases we arrive at some barns looking for juice for the car. Pissing down rain when the zeds awoke and we had to bail back into the race vehicle..with cries of 'GET SOME !' and 'YOU WANT SOME TOO MOTHERFUCKER ??!!" he proceeded to roll up a small village of zeds

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after the carnage he took me to a secluded barn .. some slight Tokyo drift action on the way..

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What happened that stormy night in the barn is probably left better unsaid...

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I am guessing the "tranny" was the one with a beard driving? How did you know he/she was a tranny?

Hang on, I'm going somewhere with this.

It could have been a dude pretending to be a dude that's pretending to be a chick that's really a dude who thinks he is a dude that thinks he is a chick.

TRANSCEPTION

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Ok...

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we almost got the slender man as for MC-Pacman I mistook him for the slender man rip Mc-Pacman thanks for the gear.. my beard covers my vagina and thanks for the handjob in stary Het..I mean wat dont say what happened in the barn

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You've said too much. Filing for brovorce.

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Broseph? we bromoted the idea of tranny fundamentals! We are Bromeo and Juliet. If your filing at least give me some Brope to hang myself with

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