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Wall climbing machetes. The concept is pure genius. Can you imagine it? The glorious day when Chenogorsk is inhabited by a sentient race of machetes, climbing walls and performing parkour with grace and skill, leaving players and zeds alike in awe of their stupifying talent.

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lol, you're cooked.

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I want Mountain Dew to be able to seek out prey at whim leaving no one safe....

*shivers*

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yo thats my idea for machetes. but people took it the wrong way and thought that it was about a machete that could climb walls

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  On 10/4/2012 at 8:00 AM, apache25 said:

yo thats my idea for machetes. but people took it the wrong way and thought that it was about a machete that could climb walls

It's going on your tombstone, bro.

'Apache25 - Wall climbing machetes'

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yeah but they wouldnt put in apache25 cuz thats my dayz forums username.

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  On 10/4/2012 at 7:27 AM, Chabowski said:

:o

*Locks doors*

*Closes Blinds*

he will just break the windows mate :lol:

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  On 10/4/2012 at 5:44 AM, LuckyTrident73 said:

Wall climbing machetes. The concept is pure genius. Can you imagine it? The glorious day when Chenogorsk is inhabited by a sentient race of machetes, climbing walls and performing parkour with grace and skill, leaving players and zeds alike in awe of their stupifying talent.

Everything about your idea is bad.

Your typing skills are bad.

Your name is bad.

This isn't Assassin's Creed with zombies. Anyone have that Anti-Stupid Soap? I need a bath.

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I enjoy how apache25 is becoming the insider joke here.

From now on I dub the usage of 'Wall climbing machetes' to refer to any idea that is so stupid it's brilliant. Even if it was just a typo.

The glory!

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@ Lobo

>>>>WHOOOSH>>>>

:huh:

^

Joke flew past

(head was below)

EDIT : apache25, you should make that your real name,

Infamous is just popular spelled different

And wall climbing machetes. Genius is rarely appreciated in it's time
Edited by Chabowski

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