LuckyTrident73 8 Posted October 4, 2012 Wall climbing machetes. The concept is pure genius. Can you imagine it? The glorious day when Chenogorsk is inhabited by a sentient race of machetes, climbing walls and performing parkour with grace and skill, leaving players and zeds alike in awe of their stupifying talent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creep- 569 Posted October 4, 2012 lol, you're cooked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seanyboy360 39 Posted October 4, 2012 How about an upside down chicken mask replacing the sun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bobcomss 189 Posted October 4, 2012 I want Mountain Dew to be able to seek out prey at whim leaving no one safe....*shivers* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416 Posted October 4, 2012 On 10/4/2012 at 7:23 AM, Bobcomss said: I want Mountain Dew to be able to seek out prey at whim leaving no one safe.... :o*Locks doors**Closes Blinds* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apache25 133 Posted October 4, 2012 yo thats my idea for machetes. but people took it the wrong way and thought that it was about a machete that could climb walls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mos1ey 6301 Posted October 4, 2012 On 10/4/2012 at 8:00 AM, apache25 said: yo thats my idea for machetes. but people took it the wrong way and thought that it was about a machete that could climb wallsIt's going on your tombstone, bro.'Apache25 - Wall climbing machetes' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apache25 133 Posted October 4, 2012 yeah but they wouldnt put in apache25 cuz thats my dayz forums username. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apache25 133 Posted October 4, 2012 On 10/4/2012 at 7:27 AM, Chabowski said: :o*Locks doors**Closes Blinds* he will just break the windows mate :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallye 89 Posted October 4, 2012 On 10/4/2012 at 5:44 AM, LuckyTrident73 said: Wall climbing machetes. The concept is pure genius. Can you imagine it? The glorious day when Chenogorsk is inhabited by a sentient race of machetes, climbing walls and performing parkour with grace and skill, leaving players and zeds alike in awe of their stupifying talent.Everything about your idea is bad.Your typing skills are bad.Your name is bad.This isn't Assassin's Creed with zombies. Anyone have that Anti-Stupid Soap? I need a bath. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riem 164 Posted October 4, 2012 I enjoy how apache25 is becoming the insider joke here.From now on I dub the usage of 'Wall climbing machetes' to refer to any idea that is so stupid it's brilliant. Even if it was just a typo.The glory! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416 Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) @ Lobo>>>>WHOOOSH>>>> :huh: ^Joke flew past (head was below)EDIT : apache25, you should make that your real name,Infamous is just popular spelled differentAnd wall climbing machetes. Genius is rarely appreciated in it's time Edited October 4, 2012 by Chabowski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites