panzer jager 1 Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) Just joined a server with my friend, and some punk teleports in front of me with an AS50 and kills us both. He then proceeds with teleporting and killing all the other people in the server as it became obvious he had been doing this for some time (they were chatting a lot.)Then when I respawn, he teleports and shoots me in the leg. I go unconcious and have a massive timer to wait out due to the wound. Now if I join a different server or anything, I'm stuck dead at the water front waiting for the timer to finish. I can't respawn, kill myself, disconnect, or anything; when the timer shows up, the only thing I can do is alt-f4 the program. Edited October 1, 2012 by Panzerjager1943 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 1, 2012 do u even liftDo you even spell properly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) I've seen this before many of moons ago a young man came to me asking for food and drink as I put it on the ground I looked in his back pack. filled with food and drink I said sir you have more food and drink than I, if we ration we can both survive longer in this beautiful environment. The young man turned in my direction and said whats that you got on your face? Before I could reply to this handsome chap I was shot in the face. Edited October 1, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dezzy 22 Posted October 1, 2012 Do you even spell properly?Do you even go outside? :/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panzer jager 1 Posted October 1, 2012 I've seen this before many of moons ago a young man came to me asking for food and drink as I put it on the ground I looked in his back pack. filled with food and drink I said sir you have more food and drink than I, if we ration we can both survive longer in this beautiful environment. The young man turned in my direction and said whats that you got on your face? Before I could reply to this handsome chap I was shot in the face.I dare say your narration proved amusing, if not outright comical, but a grim tale no less. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cryptex (DayZ) 24 Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) Do you even spell properly?Your life must suck if take the effort of making that reply. Perhaps i can spell something awfully wrong since i have dyslexia, so i can brighten up your day. Edited October 1, 2012 by Cryptex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 1, 2012 Your life must suck if take the effort of making that reply. Perhaps i can spell something awfully wrong since i have dyslexia, so i can brighten up your day.dislegseya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
electroban 102 Posted October 1, 2012 Your life must suck if take the effort of making that reply. Perhaps i can spell something awfully wrong since i have dyslexia, so i can brighten up your day.ha ha dyslexic what a noob!hey u get alot of free stuff when u go to college atleast 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 1, 2012 ha ha dyslexic what a noob!hey u get alot of free stuff when u go to college atleastelectro he wont get it you have to write it like this!boon a tahw cixelsyd ah ahtsaelta egelloc ot og u nehw futs eerf of tola teg u yeh 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
electroban 102 Posted October 1, 2012 electro he wont get it you have to write it like this!boon a tahw cixelsyd ah ahtsaelta egelloc ot og u nehw futs eerf of tola teg u yehah ah ah ah doog eno!what we need now is some wheel chair kid to make fun of 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) ah ah ah ah doog eno!what we need now is some wheel chair kid to make fun ofi think i found one in the forums yesterday during an argument about him being a kid he raged when being told he should just go outside while he still can. in return he replied i cant im permanently disabled the thread was cut though I cant find him. Edited October 1, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cryptex (DayZ) 24 Posted October 1, 2012 ah ah ah ah doog eno!what we need now is some wheel chair kid to make fun ofI like your perception of my disability, but thankfully with the technology of today there is spell checker.And lets be honest, That how niggers type. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mibz0r 141 Posted October 1, 2012 (edited) And lets be honest, That how niggers type.Racism right there you f**kin scumbagOh and I'm white, just racism offends me Edited October 1, 2012 by Oldy1Kenobi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christopherwright_75@hotmail.co.uk 109 Posted October 1, 2012 *adds some petrol to the flames* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christopherwright_75@hotmail.co.uk 109 Posted October 1, 2012 Cryptex is this you? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
